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  • B brianwelsch

    Paul Watson wrote: reminds me of when one switches from something like VB to C++ or even C# I've just had to switch to learn Assembly for a project I'm on, and I'm getting all excited about stupid things. Like yesterday I jumped up all proud and happy because I got a record to display on the screen. BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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    brianwelsch wrote: all proud and happy because I got a record to display on the screen. LOL! I know the feeling. Programing in Assembly is like being a god to your helpless little computer. And after slaving over it, making it as efficient as you possibly can you know absolutely that there's nothing more you could possibly do with the RAM you have available. Of course, that's not true - there's always another way to write a routine (typical engineer thinking, huh?)... What Assembler are you using? "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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      Shaun Wilde wrote: "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that." :laugh: .... ummm... directions please, I would like to apply for a position there? :~


      I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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      Shaun Wilde
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      Megan Forbes wrote: I would like to apply for a position there? wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant?

      Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
      But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
      - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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        brianwelsch wrote: all proud and happy because I got a record to display on the screen. LOL! I know the feeling. Programing in Assembly is like being a god to your helpless little computer. And after slaving over it, making it as efficient as you possibly can you know absolutely that there's nothing more you could possibly do with the RAM you have available. Of course, that's not true - there's always another way to write a routine (typical engineer thinking, huh?)... What Assembler are you using? "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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        It's funny going from MFC to Assembly. Your whole scope changes. Roger Wright wrote: What Assembler are you using? IBM Series/1 BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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        • S Shaun Wilde

          You see I sign in a shop window that says, "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that."

          Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
          But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
          - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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          Chris Maunder
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          ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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            Megan Forbes wrote: I would like to apply for a position there? wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant?

            Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
            But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
            - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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            Megan Forbes
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            Shaun Wilde wrote: wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant? When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... :-O


            I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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            • C Chris Maunder

              ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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              Chris Maunder wrote: you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. or in the MSDN magazine advert... That was really cool, I even showed my dad, not that he understood though :-D

              Paul Watson
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              Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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                Chris Maunder wrote: you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. or in the MSDN magazine advert... That was really cool, I even showed my dad, not that he understood though :-D

                Paul Watson
                Bluegrass
                Cape Town, South Africa

                Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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                Shaun Wilde
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                I still never managed to get a copy of MSDN to see that - hopefully the advert will be in January's issue (free)

                Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                  Shaun Wilde wrote: wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant? When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... :-O


                  I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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                  Shaun Wilde
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                  Megan Forbes wrote: When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... Ah I didn't mention that is was a crappy gift shop and the sign was one of those funny desk ones (or I assumed it was - it was in the shop window - but I didn't hang around as there was a street canvasser loitering and I had momentum)

                  Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                  But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                  - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                    You see I sign in a shop window that says, "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that."

                    Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                    But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                    - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                    lol :laugh: I keep half expecting to bump into her every time I go into London... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                    "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                    - Marcia Graesch

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                    • S Shaun Wilde

                      Megan Forbes wrote: When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... Ah I didn't mention that is was a crappy gift shop and the sign was one of those funny desk ones (or I assumed it was - it was in the shop window - but I didn't hang around as there was a street canvasser loitering and I had momentum)

                      Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                      But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                      - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                      It all begins to make sense now... I think I need one of those for my desk at work :)


                      I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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                        Chris Maunder wrote: you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. or in the MSDN magazine advert... That was really cool, I even showed my dad, not that he understood though :-D

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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                        Jon Sagara
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                        Paul Watson wrote: I even showed my dad, not that he understood though I showed it to my fianceé and received a patronizing, "That's great, honey!" :-D Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                          I still never managed to get a copy of MSDN to see that - hopefully the advert will be in January's issue (free)

                          Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                          But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                          - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                          Did you at least see the scanned version? Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                            Paul Watson wrote: I even showed my dad, not that he understood though I showed it to my fianceé and received a patronizing, "That's great, honey!" :-D Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                            Jon Sagara wrote: I showed it to my fianceé and received a patronizing, "That's great, honey!" Happiness is in little things like that :)


                            I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

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                              Did you at least see the scanned version? Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                              Shaun Wilde
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                              yup - I have a copy of it - I am still trying to work out of on my Company site if I can get a way with pointing out - now that is sad :)

                              Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                              But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
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                                ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                ROTFL! :) http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992981[^]

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                                  ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                  :laugh: Chris...if you're thinking that...you better leave David Cunningham in charge and go get some rest. Go...Bob wants to talk to you.:-D


                                  I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                                    ROTFL! :) http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992981[^]

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                                    Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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                                    How the boss wants you to work cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                      How the boss wants you to work cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                      :laugh: Reminds me of that old Charlie Chaplin film, where he's working in a factory...

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                                        You see I sign in a shop window that says, "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that."

                                        Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                                        But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                                        - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                                        Yes, I know what you mean. I talk about people on CP as people that I know, and sometimes people say 'I don't think I've met him', and I say 'He's in the US', or 'He's in India'. Then they look at me funny. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                          Yes, I know what you mean. I talk about people on CP as people that I know, and sometimes people say 'I don't think I've met him', and I say 'He's in the US', or 'He's in India'. Then they look at me funny. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                          Shaun Wilde
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                                          Christian Graus wrote: I say 'He's in the US', or 'He's in India'. Then they look at me funny. hehe - yup - been there 3 of my contacts in MS messenger are in India and we sometimes swap info/help My wife thinks it is funny and possibly that I am sad.

                                          Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                                          But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                                          - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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