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  • R Roger Wright

    brianwelsch wrote: all proud and happy because I got a record to display on the screen. LOL! I know the feeling. Programing in Assembly is like being a god to your helpless little computer. And after slaving over it, making it as efficient as you possibly can you know absolutely that there's nothing more you could possibly do with the RAM you have available. Of course, that's not true - there's always another way to write a routine (typical engineer thinking, huh?)... What Assembler are you using? "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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    It's funny going from MFC to Assembly. Your whole scope changes. Roger Wright wrote: What Assembler are you using? IBM Series/1 BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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      You see I sign in a shop window that says, "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that."

      Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
      But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
      - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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      Chris Maunder
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      ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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        Megan Forbes wrote: I would like to apply for a position there? wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant?

        Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
        But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
        - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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        Megan Forbes
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        Shaun Wilde wrote: wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant? When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... :-O


        I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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          ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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          Chris Maunder wrote: you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. or in the MSDN magazine advert... That was really cool, I even showed my dad, not that he understood though :-D

          Paul Watson
          Bluegrass
          Cape Town, South Africa

          Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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            Chris Maunder wrote: you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. or in the MSDN magazine advert... That was really cool, I even showed my dad, not that he understood though :-D

            Paul Watson
            Bluegrass
            Cape Town, South Africa

            Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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            Shaun Wilde
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            I still never managed to get a copy of MSDN to see that - hopefully the advert will be in January's issue (free)

            Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
            But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
            - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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              Shaun Wilde wrote: wow you actually aspire to being a shop assistant? When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... :-O


              I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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              Shaun Wilde
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              Megan Forbes wrote: When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... Ah I didn't mention that is was a crappy gift shop and the sign was one of those funny desk ones (or I assumed it was - it was in the shop window - but I didn't hang around as there was a street canvasser loitering and I had momentum)

              Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
              But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
              - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                You see I sign in a shop window that says, "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that."

                Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                lol :laugh: I keep half expecting to bump into her every time I go into London... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                - Marcia Graesch

                Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                • S Shaun Wilde

                  Megan Forbes wrote: When there's free chocolate on offer I just might... Ah I didn't mention that is was a crappy gift shop and the sign was one of those funny desk ones (or I assumed it was - it was in the shop window - but I didn't hang around as there was a street canvasser loitering and I had momentum)

                  Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                  But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                  - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                  Megan Forbes
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                  It all begins to make sense now... I think I need one of those for my desk at work :)


                  I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    Chris Maunder wrote: you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. or in the MSDN magazine advert... That was really cool, I even showed my dad, not that he understood though :-D

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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                    Jon Sagara
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                    Paul Watson wrote: I even showed my dad, not that he understood though I showed it to my fianceé and received a patronizing, "That's great, honey!" :-D Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                      I still never managed to get a copy of MSDN to see that - hopefully the advert will be in January's issue (free)

                      Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                      But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                      - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                      Did you at least see the scanned version? Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                        Paul Watson wrote: I even showed my dad, not that he understood though I showed it to my fianceé and received a patronizing, "That's great, honey!" :-D Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                        KaRl
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                        Jon Sagara wrote: I showed it to my fianceé and received a patronizing, "That's great, honey!" Happiness is in little things like that :)


                        I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

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                          Did you at least see the scanned version? Jon Sagara When I want something, I just go out and buy it. That makes me a go-getter. -- My sister

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                          Shaun Wilde
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                          yup - I have a copy of it - I am still trying to work out of on my Company site if I can get a way with pointing out - now that is sad :)

                          Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                          But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
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                            ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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                            ROTFL! :) http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992981[^]

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                            Shog9 Atheists are boring. They only talk about god. - peterchen, “Atheists are idiots”

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                              ...you notice your name on CodeProject and think 'hey - my name is on CodeProject - wow'. :~ cheers, Chris Maunder

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                              David Stone
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                              :laugh: Chris...if you're thinking that...you better leave David Cunningham in charge and go get some rest. Go...Bob wants to talk to you.:-D


                              I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET

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                                ROTFL! :) http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992981[^]

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                                How the boss wants you to work cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                  How the boss wants you to work cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                  :laugh: Reminds me of that old Charlie Chaplin film, where he's working in a factory...

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                                    You see I sign in a shop window that says, "Give me your chocolate and no one gets hurt!" and you think to yourself, "I better tell Megan about that."

                                    Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                                    But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                                    - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                                    Christian Graus
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                                    Yes, I know what you mean. I talk about people on CP as people that I know, and sometimes people say 'I don't think I've met him', and I say 'He's in the US', or 'He's in India'. Then they look at me funny. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                      Yes, I know what you mean. I talk about people on CP as people that I know, and sometimes people say 'I don't think I've met him', and I say 'He's in the US', or 'He's in India'. Then they look at me funny. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                      Shaun Wilde
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                                      Christian Graus wrote: I say 'He's in the US', or 'He's in India'. Then they look at me funny. hehe - yup - been there 3 of my contacts in MS messenger are in India and we sometimes swap info/help My wife thinks it is funny and possibly that I am sad.

                                      Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
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                                        Shaun Wilde wrote: "I better tell Megan about that." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Welcome to the club. The other day I was reading my dads PM (Popular Mechanics) and one page had a big red heading which said; The Maunder Effect I instantly thought of scanning it in and posting it on CP. In fact I am getting the mag this weekend to do just that... :~

                                        Paul Watson
                                        Bluegrass
                                        Cape Town, South Africa

                                        Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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                                        Paul Watson wrote: The Maunder Effect Is that the sunspot activity minimium ? Regardz Colin J Davies

                                        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                        You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                                          Paul Watson wrote: The Maunder Effect Is that the sunspot activity minimium ? Regardz Colin J Davies

                                          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                          You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                                          Colin Davies wrote: Is that the sunspot activity minimium ? Indeed, by famed Annie Maunder (wait till Chris tells you his Annie joke :rolleyes:) THE MAUNDER MINIMUM, The Variable Sun-Earth Connection[^]

                                          Paul Watson
                                          Bluegrass
                                          Cape Town, South Africa

                                          Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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