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    szukuro
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    Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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      Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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      Keith Barrow
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      I for one will welcome our buggy & jerky overlords.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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        CPallini
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        Luckily we have the European Community... :rolleyes:

        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
        [My articles]

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          Luckily we have the European Community... :rolleyes:

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
          [My articles]

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          CPallini wrote:

          Luckily we have the European Union

          ftfy The EC is one pillar of the EU. [Don't ask any more, it gets so frekin boring an actuary would switch off]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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            CPallini wrote:

            Luckily we have the European Union

            ftfy The EC is one pillar of the EU. [Don't ask any more, it gets so frekin boring an actuary would switch off]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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            CPallini
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            "Tell me more, tell me more," :laugh:

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
            [My articles]

            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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              Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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              OriginalGriff
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              Please, warn people first! Now I have to clean my monitor...again.

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Please, warn people first! Now I have to clean my monitor...again.

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                You dirty old man! :laugh:


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                  "Tell me more, tell me more," :laugh:

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                  [My articles]

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Sorry, I've just received an injunction from the other 7 million members baning me from even discussing it. ;)


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                    You dirty old man! :laugh:


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Oi! Less of the "dirty"! :laugh:

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      Sorry, I've just received an injunction from the other 7 million members baning me from even discussing it. ;)


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                      CPallini
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                      'baning'? :-D

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                        Oi! Less of the "dirty"! :laugh:

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Filthy? Stinking? Welsh? You choose :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                          Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Nah - it'll never happen: Windows Terminator
                          A fatal exeception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD T1000(01) +
                          00010E36. The current T1000 will be terminated.

                          * Press any key to terminate the current T1000.
                          * Press CRL+ALT+DEL to restart your Terminator. You will
                          lose any unsaved humans.

                                            Press any key to continue
                          

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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                            Ravi Sant
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                            Now they are ready to sell Windows 7 on Nokia.. :-O Really? What did i say :doh:

                            // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

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                              Nah - it'll never happen: Windows Terminator
                              A fatal exeception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD T1000(01) +
                              00010E36. The current T1000 will be terminated.

                              * Press any key to terminate the current T1000.
                              * Press CRL+ALT+DEL to restart your Terminator. You will
                              lose any unsaved humans.

                                                Press any key to continue
                              

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Hugh Dennis, Mock the week, superb!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Hugh Dennis, Mock the week, superb!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                When? I must have missed that one! Never mind, it'll be on Dave at some point. Then it'll be on Dave again. And again. And again....

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  Microsoft's acquisition of Skype was the first step towards enslaving humanity: http://i.imgur.com/yvtdc.png[^]

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  How close was this to the date mention in the terminator chronicles?

                                  Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                    How close was this to the date mention in the terminator chronicles?

                                    Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                    szukuro
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                                    Well originally (according to the movies) Judgement Day was to happen on August 29, 1997. So not very close I would say :P Later there were many retcons however, one of them being April 21, 2011, which is pretty close.

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