Hows your english? [if not first language]
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Depends how you define first language, it is mine by birth, but I dont use it predominantly now. And as a result its suffering. I have to think sometimes when I use it because my English speling has gone to the wall, my pronounciation has gone a bit odd, and if I am not carefull I suddenly start using French. I have an English friend who has been using French, daily, for years, its even worse with him! :) And dont worry if yours sucks, English is a bastardised mixture of pig latin and pig german so it cant be any more abused than it is already.
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Except by Americans :laugh:
...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....
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Delicious[^] [edit] Happy now Rage?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
modified on Thursday, May 12, 2011 5:46 AM
Ummm Bacon - Yummy:thumbsup:
...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....
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waqas316 wrote:
btw my english sucks
I am told on a regular basis by my British counter-parts that my English is liken to a bastard child with red hair.
-- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.
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waqas316 wrote:
btw my english sucks
I am told on a regular basis by my British counter-parts that my English is liken to a bastard child with red hair.
-- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.
Slacker007 wrote:
a bastard child with red hair
harsh, very harsh. :laugh: :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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fat_boy wrote:
English is a bastardised mixture of pig latin and pig german so it cant be any more abused than it is already.
:) Don't forget the pig French, pig Norse and pig Greek.
And the pig Scananavian, pig Celtic, pig Norse, pig Indian, and pig probably just about every other language on the planet, with the exception of pig VB.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Sorry - I searched for Scottish Mustard, but they all seem to have whiskey in them, a crime of a magnitude I just cannot comprehend!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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i hate mustard....period. Nothing worse when you bite into a sandwich and find there is a layer of stealth mustard in it!
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DaveAuld wrote:
and find there is a layer of stealth mustard in it!
Hmm, stealth mustard. Nom nom nom. :)
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How are your English language skills? (FTFY) Not bad considering I also speak Scottish, Welsh, Canadian, American and Australian amongst others. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Gimme codez plz, its urgentz! Is that good enough?
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And the pig Scananavian, pig Celtic, pig Norse, pig Indian, and pig probably just about every other language on the planet, with the exception of pig VB.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I think the version of English spoken by the Eons is probably the most piggish.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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i hate mustard....period. Nothing worse when you bite into a sandwich and find there is a layer of stealth mustard in it!
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I think the version of English spoken by the Eons is probably the most piggish.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
There's even hungarian[^]: Kocsi -> Coach Bíro -> Biro [okay it's aname but wtf] Szablya -> Sabre Huszár -> Hussar As for goulash, that's a fright-word.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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DaveAuld wrote:
i hate mustard....period.
maybe because it looks like liquid s***? :laugh:
Ignorance of the ability brings disability.
If your sh*t is bright, luminous yellow, then I think you need a doctor. :)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Delicious[^] [edit] Happy now Rage?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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"Bubble and squeak" - Why can't you have NORMAL names for your food in Britain??? ;P
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
How are your English language skills? (FTFY) Not bad considering I also speak Scottish, Welsh, Canadian, American and Australian amongst others. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Pryd wnaethoch chi ddysgu siarad Cymraeg?
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Yes, but MY English is the bestest! :cool:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
There's even hungarian[^]: Kocsi -> Coach Bíro -> Biro [okay it's aname but wtf] Szablya -> Sabre Huszár -> Hussar As for goulash, that's a fright-word.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
It's funny that you should mention this. Only a few scant minutes ago I was having a quick czardas. Unfortunately I got a little over vigorous and I spilt my halászlé all over my little puli. Oh, how we laughed!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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I don't understand English at all, I only come here to have a look at the nice pictures. :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
