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  • H HimanshuJoshi

    by Me and my Wife :jig:

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    Chris Meech
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    How long has it taken? My wife and I spent 5 years trying to make the first succession. :cool:

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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    • R Rhuros

      My god man have you been married that long that she lets you get away with that?

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      About twenty five years. I'd have got a shorter sentence for murder... :laugh:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Well, it would be difficult if it was just one of you... :-D Congratulations! Are you taking her out tonight to celebrate? Sorry, sorry, I forgot: Where are you taking her out tonight to celebrate (if you want to wake up still married tomorrow)?

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        HimanshuJoshi
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        Thanks!

        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Where are you taking her out tonight to celebrate

        I was tossing around the idea of making dinner for her myself, but then she hinted to me that it would not be good if she left me alone in the kitchen; so instead I will take her to her favorite italian restaurant.

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          How long has it taken? My wife and I spent 5 years trying to make the first succession. :cool:

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          HimanshuJoshi
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          :laugh:

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          • H HimanshuJoshi

            Thanks!

            OriginalGriff wrote:

            Where are you taking her out tonight to celebrate

            I was tossing around the idea of making dinner for her myself, but then she hinted to me that it would not be good if she left me alone in the kitchen; so instead I will take her to her favorite italian restaurant.

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            HimanshuJoshi wrote:

            she hinted to me

            I know those "hints" well! :laugh: Enjoy! Have you booked the table? If not, why not ask them to have a bottle of something nice ready for her when she sits down?

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • H HimanshuJoshi

              by Me and my Wife :jig:

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              What is meant by "successful"? congratulation on this anyway, have a nice evening! regards Torsten

              I never finish anyth...

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                HimanshuJoshi wrote:

                she hinted to me

                I know those "hints" well! :laugh: Enjoy! Have you booked the table? If not, why not ask them to have a bottle of something nice ready for her when she sits down?

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                HimanshuJoshi
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                Haven't booked yet, but She doesn't drink alcohol, so I can tell them to have a glass of soft drink for her.

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                  What is meant by "successful"? congratulation on this anyway, have a nice evening! regards Torsten

                  I never finish anyth...

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                  HimanshuJoshi
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                  No major injuries from the fights! Thanks!

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                  • H HimanshuJoshi

                    by Me and my Wife :jig:

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                    Henry Minute
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                    Awwww bad luck old chap! You watch, she'll start to malfunction now that the guarantee has run out. :-D

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                      What is meant by "successful"? congratulation on this anyway, have a nice evening! regards Torsten

                      I never finish anyth...

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                      TorstenH. wrote:

                      What is meant by "successful"?

                      Neither are in jail for murdering the other.

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        Awwww bad luck old chap! You watch, she'll start to malfunction now that the guarantee has run out. :-D

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        HimanshuJoshi
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                        :laugh: Thanks! I will sure do.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          About twenty five years. I'd have got a shorter sentence for murder... :laugh:

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                          Rhuros
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                          Yeah, and I bet that if you didn't suggest some sort of celebration you mark your marriage it would end up in Murder... :)

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                          • H HimanshuJoshi

                            Thanks!

                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            Where are you taking her out tonight to celebrate

                            I was tossing around the idea of making dinner for her myself, but then she hinted to me that it would not be good if she left me alone in the kitchen; so instead I will take her to her favorite italian restaurant.

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                            Rhuros
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                            Ah the oh-so-subtle hints, good man your picking up on them already.. soon all it will take for her is to glance in your general direction... :)

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                            • H HimanshuJoshi

                              Haven't booked yet, but She doesn't drink alcohol, so I can tell them to have a glass of soft drink for her.

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Or a rose...:rose:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                Yeah, and I bet that if you didn't suggest some sort of celebration you mark your marriage it would end up in Murder... :)

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                No, worse: the Silent Sulk.

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  No, worse: the Silent Sulk.

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                  Rhuros
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                                  oh yeah, those are pure gems aren't they... at least you get a break from the constant noise....:)

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                                  • H HimanshuJoshi

                                    by Me and my Wife :jig:

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                                    Joan M
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                                    Are you sure that this is you posting here? Is this not a pre-programmed bot trying to tell us that you are a macho-man that have survived one entire year? :rolleyes: Or... your wife trying to hide your death to all of us? :suss: Hurry... tell us which has been your latest technical post here in CP... :laugh: PS: CONGRATULATIONS... ;)

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                                      tfg! Mrs Wife and I just celebrated 10 years.


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                                      Dino Mulahusic
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                                      They will celebrate 10 years this time next year :)

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                                        Are you sure that this is you posting here? Is this not a pre-programmed bot trying to tell us that you are a macho-man that have survived one entire year? :rolleyes: Or... your wife trying to hide your death to all of us? :suss: Hurry... tell us which has been your latest technical post here in CP... :laugh: PS: CONGRATULATIONS... ;)

                                        [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                                        HimanshuJoshi
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                                        Thanks!

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Or a rose...:rose:

                                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                          HimanshuJoshi
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                                          That would be great!

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