Be a bigger man
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My girlfriend got the best one I've ever seen: DO YOU WANT A PENIS THAT DRAGS ON THE FLOOR!!!
he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
OMG, how would you fit it in your pants? Oh, this just reminded me of this joke my roommate told me yesterday: [joke] I once knew this guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove. [/joke] Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
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Do you want your PENIS to be HARD as a ROCK all the time? :omg::wtf: Good God NO!! BW "If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life." - Confucius
I once read somewhere that if you have a woody for more than 4 hours, irreversible damage could be caused to your penis. Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
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OMG, how would you fit it in your pants? Oh, this just reminded me of this joke my roommate told me yesterday: [joke] I once knew this guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove. [/joke] Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
Well, I would've thought roll it up and tuck it away somewhere but if it's going to be "HARD as a ROCK all the time", that may not be an option. Where's the this is getting silly emoticon...? :laugh:
he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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Well, I would've thought roll it up and tuck it away somewhere but if it's going to be "HARD as a ROCK all the time", that may not be an option. Where's the this is getting silly emoticon...? :laugh:
he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Where's the this is getting silly emoticon Agreed, this thread is getting a little over the top. Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
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OMG, how would you fit it in your pants? Oh, this just reminded me of this joke my roommate told me yesterday: [joke] I once knew this guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove. [/joke] Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
Brad Jennings wrote: [joke] Good one. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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I once read somewhere that if you have a woody for more than 4 hours, irreversible damage could be caused to your penis. Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
Brad Jennings wrote: I once read somewhere that if you have a woody for more than 4 hours, irreversible damage could be caused to your penis. Yeah, be careful of recreational viagra overuse, and injecting your penis full of heroin. An erection causes a restriction in blood supply. So an exceedingly long errection can cause necrosis and gangrene to set in on the flesh, possibly you could loose your testicles and damage some other stuff like the prostrate as well. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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Brad Jennings wrote: I once read somewhere that if you have a woody for more than 4 hours, irreversible damage could be caused to your penis. Yeah, be careful of recreational viagra overuse, and injecting your penis full of heroin. An erection causes a restriction in blood supply. So an exceedingly long errection can cause necrosis and gangrene to set in on the flesh, possibly you could loose your testicles and damage some other stuff like the prostrate as well. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
ROTFLMFAO, I haven't laughed so hard since we talked my roommate into dumping habanero pepper sauce straight into his mouth! If it was rated PG, I'd consider it for a sig :laugh: Brad Jennings My latest nickname: Kidney Stone (Nickname courtesy of my roommates)
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I am sure I have read somewhere that blokes that have an exceptionally large penis cannot get it erect - and the effort in doing so removes too much blood from the rest of the system and they faint. I'd look for it again but I am not sure what query to use that will not involve viewing every single porn site on the planet. A quote for the girls "The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
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Sounds like the two of you should swap emails. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Just what are you saying here? Why would we need to swap e-mails? ;)
I don't know whether it's just the light but I swear the database server gives me dirty looks everytime I wander past. -Chris Maunder Microsoft has reinvented the wheel, this time they made it round. -Peterchen on VS.NET
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Sounds like the two of you should swap emails. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Fortunately I am quite happy with what God gave me. I am by no means beautiful in the conventional way, but there is nothing particularly wrong with me either. Of course, if anyone wants me to forward spam on, they only have to ask... :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**
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Fortunately I am quite happy with what God gave me. I am by no means beautiful in the conventional way, but there is nothing particularly wrong with me either. Of course, if anyone wants me to forward spam on, they only have to ask... :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**
Megan Forbes wrote: I am by no means beautiful in the conventional way, but there is nothing particularly wrong with me either. I can't comment directly ( are you actually IN the photo in your CP bio ? ), but I will say that the funny thing is that 90% of the worlds population are in the same boat. The problem is not on the outside IMO, the people who have excessive surgery are showing that they are insecure on the *inside* and no amount of silicone is going to help that. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
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Megan Forbes wrote: I am by no means beautiful in the conventional way, but there is nothing particularly wrong with me either. I can't comment directly ( are you actually IN the photo in your CP bio ? ), but I will say that the funny thing is that 90% of the worlds population are in the same boat. The problem is not on the outside IMO, the people who have excessive surgery are showing that they are insecure on the *inside* and no amount of silicone is going to help that. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002
Christian Graus wrote: are you actually IN the photo in your CP bio ? Lol - can't you see me dangling from an abseiling harness as I hurtle at break-neck speeds from one 800 year old yellowwood to another? :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**
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Christian Graus wrote: are you actually IN the photo in your CP bio ? Lol - can't you see me dangling from an abseiling harness as I hurtle at break-neck speeds from one 800 year old yellowwood to another? :rolleyes:
I knew it would end badly when I first met Chris in a Canberra alleyway and he said 'try some-it won't hurt you'... -Christian Graus on Code Project outages His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to he wall**-Shaun Wilde**
I guessed those three or four pixels were a human in the distance, yes. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002