Seth Meyers was right!
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When a joker runs for president, it can only be a joke, thus the sad state of current affairs. :(
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well at least he can deliver news accurately since his jokes are horrendous. Pretty much the worst Weekend Update host to date, and somehow he continues to do it solo. Stefan is the only thing producing laughs in that skit these days.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Well at least he can deliver news accurately since his jokes are horrendous. Pretty much the worst Weekend Update host to date, and somehow he continues to do it solo. Stefan is the only thing producing laughs in that skit these days.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Vote for Ron Paul
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
Go ahead... throw your vote away![^] [evil laugh]
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Fallon was bad, but at least attempted jokes. Bad jokes. Seth's punchline is "Really?" Which is usually associate with unfunny observations. Also, Fallon usually had a good co-host. So even if he was the worst individual host, Tina made up for his comedic lacking. Seth is up there by himself, dying...
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Well at least he can deliver news accurately since his jokes are horrendous. Pretty much the worst Weekend Update host to date, and somehow he continues to do it solo. Stefan is the only thing producing laughs in that skit these days.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Maybe he needs a side-kick - the potatoes/bread guy is always good for a laugh.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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Maybe he needs a side-kick - the potatoes/bread guy is always good for a laugh.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Oh man, I'm taking our carb loading guy as a character for my own sketches, holy shit, thanks CP.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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He didn't mean it as a joke, it ended up that way.
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Probably because they wouldn't allow hime to make trump dollars ;)
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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Trump to presidential bid: "You're fired!"
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Maybe. Or maybe he just wanted to force the issue of the birth certificate, pretty much ruining any "October Surprise" by that Irish feller, O'Bama. ;)
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Probably because they wouldn't allow hime to make trump dollars ;)
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
Yeah they did, they are Donald Dollars; otherwise known as dollars. :)
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Anyone remember the "Ross for Boss" campaign (Ross Perot)? Will Donnie change his mind back and run after all? And then back out again? I wouldn't be surprised. :laugh:
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