just got $10,000!
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Wow! Can't wait to pick it up. All I gotta do is go to any Western Union office to pick up my check of $10,000 sent to me by the Nigerian Government / World Bank. I can finally afford to buy some new T-Shirts now.
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Don't forget to share :-\
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Don't forget to share :-\
Oh come on! That's 0.128 cents each! And it'll take him forever to write all those cheques... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Oh come on! That's 0.128 cents each! And it'll take him forever to write all those cheques... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
That's 0.128 cents each
He said that this was the first payment and he has more to come so keep the calculator open to do the math :laugh:
OriginalGriff wrote:
And it'll take him forever to write all those cheques
I'm ready to write him a program that deal with that problem ;)
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I off to the T-Shirt printers now :)
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
That's 0.128 cents each
He said that this was the first payment and he has more to come so keep the calculator open to do the math :laugh:
OriginalGriff wrote:
And it'll take him forever to write all those cheques
I'm ready to write him a program that deal with that problem ;)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
$10,000 is enough for a contract on Justin Beiber
Who is Justin Beiber?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
$10,000 is enough for a contract on Justin Beiber
FTFY - but we would have to hide from the six year olds for ten years or so...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Dalek Dave wrote:
$10,000 is enough for a contract on Justin Beiber
Who is Justin Beiber?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
$10,000 is enough for a contract on Justin Beiber
FTFY - but we would have to hide from the six year olds for ten years or so...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I was so ready with that fix. You b'tard! :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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I was so ready with that fix. You b'tard! :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
You were, unfortunately, half an hour too late! :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Wow! Can't wait to pick it up. All I gotta do is go to any Western Union office to pick up my check of $10,000 sent to me by the Nigerian Government / World Bank. I can finally afford to buy some new T-Shirts now.
I actually know someone who got scammed by someone sending them two $1000 money orders that they had to cash then send $1800 back through Western Union "to check that Western Union was doing their job" or some such. Even though the bank took the money orders and deposited them (they were bogus), the person was still liable. Note this person says they checked with the bank as to the validity of the money orders. Needless to say the person had all sorts of problems.
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I actually know someone who got scammed by someone sending them two $1000 money orders that they had to cash then send $1800 back through Western Union "to check that Western Union was doing their job" or some such. Even though the bank took the money orders and deposited them (they were bogus), the person was still liable. Note this person says they checked with the bank as to the validity of the money orders. Needless to say the person had all sorts of problems.
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djj55 wrote:
Needless to say the person had all sorts of problems.
Not to mention an overdraft now.
They were lucky in one respect, they had an account in another bank, because the first bank closed both checking and savings as there was fraud on the account. Remember I said the bank took the money orders even after they were asked if the money orders were okay, but they did all sorts of dumb things in the next few days. The person missed a day of work trying to get it settled.
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They were lucky in one respect, they had an account in another bank, because the first bank closed both checking and savings as there was fraud on the account. Remember I said the bank took the money orders even after they were asked if the money orders were okay, but they did all sorts of dumb things in the next few days. The person missed a day of work trying to get it settled.
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That's why I won't take money from anybody. In fact, just to prove it, send me a check for $10,000 and see how I don't try to cash it.
Abu Mami wrote:
send me a check for $10,000
That would be fraud. If I had $10,000 I would not be working here. :laugh: (Yes I would, but I would take a vacation.)
