BAcon Saves The Day
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So you may remember that I have a lovely tooth ache. Well I was making breakfast and the Ickles[tm] asked for Eggs and BACON. Well it only takes 10 minutes and I'm in the kitchen anyway so I stick some BACON under the grill and start to fry some eggs. As the smell of the BACON permiates the room, the pain in my tooth disipates. Now THAT deserves a Sainthood!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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So you may remember that I have a lovely tooth ache. Well I was making breakfast and the Ickles[tm] asked for Eggs and BACON. Well it only takes 10 minutes and I'm in the kitchen anyway so I stick some BACON under the grill and start to fry some eggs. As the smell of the BACON permiates the room, the pain in my tooth disipates. Now THAT deserves a Sainthood!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Ah, the wonderfood strikes again! :-D Now you know what to do if it come back: get out the bread and pork products. Can you say that about the "T-word"? I don't think so!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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So you may remember that I have a lovely tooth ache. Well I was making breakfast and the Ickles[tm] asked for Eggs and BACON. Well it only takes 10 minutes and I'm in the kitchen anyway so I stick some BACON under the grill and start to fry some eggs. As the smell of the BACON permiates the room, the pain in my tooth disipates. Now THAT deserves a Sainthood!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
Well done mate, Now all you need to do is go to the dentist and take that bacon out of your mouth before the pain comes back.
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Well done mate, Now all you need to do is go to the dentist and take that bacon out of your mouth before the pain comes back.
Once Bacon reaches the mouth, it can only go one way. Anything else requires a re-writing of the Laws of Physics.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Ah, the wonderfood strikes again! :-D Now you know what to do if it come back: get out the bread and pork products. Can you say that about the "T-word"? I don't think so!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
Can you say that about the "T-word"?
Just thinking about t h a t s t u f f makes my guts rumble in revolt. X|
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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So you may remember that I have a lovely tooth ache. Well I was making breakfast and the Ickles[tm] asked for Eggs and BACON. Well it only takes 10 minutes and I'm in the kitchen anyway so I stick some BACON under the grill and start to fry some eggs. As the smell of the BACON permiates the room, the pain in my tooth disipates. Now THAT deserves a Sainthood!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
I don't know about Europe in general but here in the States I am seeing a lot of new TV commercials featuring the most benevolent food of the gods. :)
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Once Bacon reaches the mouth, it can only go one way. Anything else requires a re-writing of the Laws of Physics.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
it can only go one way.
Sideways? :)
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
