What’s the Best use of design patterns?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Yeah right - like programmers ever get to sit next to a hot girl! :laugh:
True in most of the case but there are Exception you know.
You will have to switch to a better example: try as you like, you won't catch me out!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I somehow don't think you will be sitting next to any pretty girls for long if you discuss design patterns. :)
...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....
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Wayne Gaylard wrote:
if you discuss design patterns.
How about designer cloth? will that do ?
It might - but they will probably think you are gay...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
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You will have to switch to a better example: try as you like, you won't catch me out!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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It might - but they will probably think you are gay...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
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The intangible benefits of promotion! :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
The intangible benefits of promotion!
I was still 'coding' when we met. Until the last couple of years at this job [which has 1 week to go] I was coding. I guess I've got 20 years under my belt so I am more of a Code Monk now.
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While you are busy in your own loop let me break this out for you. Nowadays girls Like intelligent guys also.
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Wayne Gaylard wrote:
if you discuss design patterns.
How about designer cloth? will that do ?
Yea right, like I want any attractive bird thinking I know anything about materials and fashion - NOT. :^)
...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....
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NO. They might think you are smart, but in the end they will always go out with the hunk in your group! Hope that answers your question
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Dont dip the pen in the Company ink! :)
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
You watched the big bang theory?
Wout
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You watched the big bang theory?
Wout
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It might - but they will probably think you are gay...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
They'll be happy to sit next to him then. Of course, he'll get punched in the mouth when he tries it on - and blood, so doesn't go with paisley.
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
CS2011 wrote:
It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D
Yes ladies should be around programmers especially when the going get thick. By bringing a hot girl dressed tightly and legs exposed codes just flow on their own. Lol but not a lady programmer
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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I would recommend to pick up the singleton, and explain why it is so bad. Ya know, single, lonely and so...
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
The best use of design patterns is to write a completely novel article about the factory pattern.
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No…no it’s not related to programming at all. It’s best used to impress a hot girl sitting next to you.. :-D . what do you guys think :confused:
I think that you will become impressed... I mean that if you get to sit close to a hot girl (and you are not impressed at that moment (something that I guess is not possible :rolleyes: ) you will become impressed after 2 seconds of speaking about design patterns... impressed to see how fast a hot girl can run on high heels...
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