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Death
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Death can work wonders in so many ways. :)
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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How fat boys become thin?
Chainsaws.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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waqas316 wrote:
how thin boys can be fat?
Hang out with fat girls.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Death can work wonders in so many ways. :)
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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waqas316 wrote:
how thin boys can be fat?
Hang out with fat girls.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
Slacker007 wrote:
waqas316 wrote:
how thin boys can be fat?
Hang out with fat girls.
So you suggest that fat boys hang out with thin girls
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Montignac works for me. :)
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
Hey fat boy you are talking from experience :laugh:
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Slacker007 wrote:
waqas316 wrote:
how thin boys can be fat?
Hang out with fat girls.
So you suggest that fat boys hang out with thin girls
Sure, why not.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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How fat boys become thin?
Drinking Liquid Nitrogen.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Hey fat boy you are talking from experience :laugh:
Yes, I am actually. :) (Dont know who the sad 1 voter is and why he down voted your post.)
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
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Death can work wonders in so many ways. :)
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
Slacker007 wrote:
Death can work wonders in so many ways
But divorce is less likely to get you talked about.
In real engineering, you do what works in practice, even if the theory says it fails. In social engineering, you do what theory says works, even if it fails in practice.
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How fat boys become thin?
Paint thinner.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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How fat boys become thin?
Wrecking ball.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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How fat boys become thin?
Boning knife.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.