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A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says

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    A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for." The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?" "That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks."That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted. The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.

    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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      A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for." The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?" "That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks."That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted. The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.

      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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      Mladen Jankovic
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      Or maybe I saw it on another site. Anyways it had somewhat funnnier ending

      gavindon wrote:

      The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack and her husband got 10x milder heart attack.

      [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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        Or maybe I saw it on another site. Anyways it had somewhat funnnier ending

        gavindon wrote:

        The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack and her husband got 10x milder heart attack.

        [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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        gavindon
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        dont think its a repost

        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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          dont think its a repost

          Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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          Mladen Jankovic
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          [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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            dont think its a repost

            Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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            Steven J Jowett
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            gavindon wrote:

            dont think its a repost

            No, but it's an old joke

            Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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              A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for." The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?" "That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks."That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted. The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.

              Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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              Ian Shlasko
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              Old one... The original is with a man getting wishes, and his wife getting twice what he does... The punchline is "I want you to scare me half to death"

              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                Old one... The original is with a man getting wishes, and his wife getting twice what he does... The punchline is "I want you to scare me half to death"

                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                musefan
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                much better :D

                I may or may not be responsible for my own actions

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