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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    You're just jealous because no-body outside Hungary has heard of anyone inside Hungary! :laugh:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    You're just jealous because no-body outside Hungary has heard of anyone inside Hungary

    Biro? Rubik? Liszt? Nagy Vilmos? World famous!


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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    • G Gregory Gadow

      Nope. It starts at 6pm local time. Yup, the "prophet" has said it will start at 6pm at the International Date Line and proceed west, with one whole time zone being raptured every hour. Apparently it is a lot of work to lift the faithful bodily into Heaven and God needs to work on a schedule.

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      Soulus83
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      If God himself was performing the job, it will happen at the same time...fortunately he has employees that can do it :-D God...are you a PM? :confused:

      "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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      • G gavindon

        Mike Hankey wrote:

        Oh no I'm going to die and go to hell.

        its over rated, I've already been there and got kicked out for peddling ice water.

        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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        Soulus83
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        Of course, who would need ice water when all of your customers are being drawn in an ice pool? (Dante's Inferno)(The novel, not the game...although is a good one :laugh: )

        "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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        • S Stephen Wiria

          And i haven't pack up things yet! Should I bring my cat and my iPad[^]?

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          realJSOP
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          That brings up an interesting point. Does judgement day happen immediately at midnight GMT (a line of longitude established by man), or is it one of the other timezones that's used by god to determine the exact time that judgement day begins?

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Hic, you're my best mate you are, hic. I wanna kebab.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            I object to this insinuation that we go out and get trashed every Friday. There's six other days worth of beer being ignored. :-D


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              That brings up an interesting point. Does judgement day happen immediately at midnight GMT (a line of longitude established by man), or is it one of the other timezones that's used by god to determine the exact time that judgement day begins?

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Check various other psots, it's 6pm local time everywhere!


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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              • S scottgp

                But all dogs go to heaven, right? Scott

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                hairy_hats
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                Only the ones that don't crap on footpaths or children's play areas or in parks or bark incessantly all the time their owners are out or...well, basically, no.

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                • S Stephen Wiria

                  And i haven't pack up things yet! Should I bring my cat and my iPad[^]?

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                  It can't come soon enough to get rid of all these crazy zealots. Dibs on the biggest yacht I can find that was abandoned by enraptured Christians! :)


                  There is no failure only feedback

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    Given that the thing is due to sweep the Earth according to time zone, what happens at the poles?

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    And will it alter how many of them are required to change a light bulb?

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      That brings up an interesting point. Does judgement day happen immediately at midnight GMT (a line of longitude established by man), or is it one of the other timezones that's used by god to determine the exact time that judgement day begins?

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      I think he's on DJT (Daylight Judgement Time) :)

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                      • S Stephen Wiria

                        And i haven't pack up things yet! Should I bring my cat and my iPad[^]?

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                        thrakazog
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                        Your 4 hours have passed. Are there any people ascending in your area? :laugh:

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