Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to win WW2
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fat_boy wrote:
Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns
Do you REALLY want someone (or an animal) with a limited vocabulary and poor manual deterity anywhere near a firearm? I've seen that mix first-hand at my local firing range, and it's a truly scary thing to see.
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997You have seen an animal with limited vocabulary, poor dexterity, with a firearm? :omg: ;)
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I have two Airedale Terriers. Neither are great at poetry
Yeah, poetry, WTF is that about? How the hell is a dog supposed to have any interest in, let alone recite, poetry for christs sake? :)
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Peter Mulholland wrote:
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German.
They might understand German, but when it comes to talking... Have you ever heard a Dutch accent! :omg:
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Lived in Amsterdam for 2 years, you talking about German in a Dutch accent? I did used to keep spelling stuff like Kiesergracht with the german spelling which irritated the dutch guys a bit.
Pete
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No respectable dog would say something like that around here. They would of course get in after a small talk beginning with "Vee got vayz of ...."
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CDP1802 wrote:
"Vee got vayz of ...."
making you talk, count and recite poetry". "Just kom mit me to ze laboratory mine liebe hund..." :)
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Peter Mulholland wrote:
Really? cause I've heard that all dogs instinctively understand German.
They might understand German, but when it comes to talking... Have you ever heard a Dutch accent! :omg:
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
you mean the gutteral 'g's? That took a bit of getting used to.
Pete
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fat_boy wrote:
Seriously?
Thats pretty cool actually, especially sicne arabs are sh*t scared of dogs.I would be sh!t scared of that dog too.
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you mean the gutteral 'g's? That took a bit of getting used to.
Pete
Exactly. :)
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Yeah, poetry, WTF is that about? How the hell is a dog supposed to have any interest in, let alone recite, poetry for christs sake? :)
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I make up songs about my dogs and sing them to them. They appreciate that. Probably :-O
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I make up songs about my dogs and sing them to them. They appreciate that. Probably :-O
Er, OK, thanks for sharing that. :omg:
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No respectable dog would say something like that around here. They would of course get in after a small talk beginning with "Vee got vayz of ...."
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The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. [^] I would have thought teaching them to rip enemy soldiers throats out would have sufficed but aparently not, the Germans thought teching dogs to count and talk would be better: (ruff voice) "Handen hogh! Ze war is over for you two Tommys!" Cant see it myself, especially as they hadnt taught the dogs to use machine guns. :)
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Almost as good as the Russian anti-tank dogs - they were trained to associate the underbelly of tanks with food, then sent of onto the battlefield with packs of explosives strapped to their back, designed to go off when they were underneath a tank. Unfortunately, they had been trained on Russian tanks, not German ones, and the dogs could spot the difference!
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