Mad cow disease
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
Never heard it before... made me LOL! :thumbsup: my 5. PS: you should change the message type to "JOKE". ;)
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 5:thumbsup:
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
:laugh: :thumbsup:
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
While the joke is funny, what's funnier is the mention of a farmer from Corner Brook, Newfoundland. I doubt that one even exists in a fishing town sorrounded by rocky hills. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
:-D
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So to avoid Mad Cow disease farmer's need to start fucking their cattle? Or have I missed the point somewhere?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I am unable to help you with a deep and philosophical question like that comrade ChrisElston, however, your comments remind me of an old story from my school days. There was a guy called Vijay in my school who was always late for the first period, but he was quite good at inventing a new excuse each time. One day a lady teacher asked him : "Vijay why are you late again?" Vijay : "Maam, I had to take the cow to the bull" Teacher [in an angry tone] : "Couldn't your father have done that?" Vijay : "Yes maam! But the bull does it better"
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
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I am unable to help you with a deep and philosophical question like that comrade ChrisElston, however, your comments remind me of an old story from my school days. There was a guy called Vijay in my school who was always late for the first period, but he was quite good at inventing a new excuse each time. One day a lady teacher asked him : "Vijay why are you late again?" Vijay : "Maam, I had to take the cow to the bull" Teacher [in an angry tone] : "Couldn't your father have done that?" Vijay : "Yes maam! But the bull does it better"
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
A doubleplusold joke, comrade Shah.
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While the joke is funny, what's funnier is the mention of a farmer from Corner Brook, Newfoundland. I doubt that one even exists in a fishing town sorrounded by rocky hills. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
Oh I dunno - they could get quite a few on the golf course[^].
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Oh I dunno - they could get quite a few on the golf course[^].
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Not too mention what you'd find on the "Blow Me Down Cross Country Ski Park". :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Not too mention what you'd find on the "Blow Me Down Cross Country Ski Park". :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
I was going to make a very crude joke about cow fucking and blow jobs, but on reflection I decided not to.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I am unable to help you with a deep and philosophical question like that comrade ChrisElston, however, your comments remind me of an old story from my school days. There was a guy called Vijay in my school who was always late for the first period, but he was quite good at inventing a new excuse each time. One day a lady teacher asked him : "Vijay why are you late again?" Vijay : "Maam, I had to take the cow to the bull" Teacher [in an angry tone] : "Couldn't your father have done that?" Vijay : "Yes maam! But the bull does it better"
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
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[Apologies if it's a re-post] A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. Lady reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?' The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?' Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) : 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this Phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?' The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?' The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point.' Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
