Two guys are playing golf.
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You mean one of the women was a bigamist?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
My ex-wife is bigga than any woman I've ever seen. She's so big that she often disappears partially into fog banks miles away. She's so big that the curvature of the earth is - well - curvier.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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I like it. We need find a way to throw in stripper / daughter, too.
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Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through." He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.He replies, "One of those women is my daughter, and the other is my favorite stripper. Why don't you go talk to them?" So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?" To this he replies, "Small world."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
OK. Thanks. I couldn't see what was funny about bigamy. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
:-D Priceless.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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My ex-wife is bigga than any woman I've ever seen. She's so big that she often disappears partially into fog banks miles away. She's so big that the curvature of the earth is - well - curvier.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997She's so big, that when she sits around the house, she sits aaarrrooooouuunnnd the house.
-- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through." He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.He replies, "One of those women is my daughter, and the other is my favorite stripper. Why don't you go talk to them?" So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?" To this he replies, "Small world."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Ah, there it is, I like this one better! :thumbsup:
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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OK. Thanks. I couldn't see what was funny about bigamy. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Nothing is funny about bigamy - especially the two Mothers-in-law
Graham Librarians rule, Ook!
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My ex-wife is bigga than any woman I've ever seen. She's so big that she often disappears partially into fog banks miles away. She's so big that the curvature of the earth is - well - curvier.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997My ex went out early one morning in her frayed yellow bath robe to get the paper from the curb. When she bent over to pick it up, two little boys jumped on her back because they thought she was the school bus.
If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?
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Nothing is funny about bigamy - especially the two Mothers-in-law
Graham Librarians rule, Ook!
Graham Shanks wrote:
Nothing is funny about bigamy - especially the two Mothers-in-law
Unless they are sisters (the wives, not the MILs) :rolleyes:
Regards, Nish
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My ex went out early one morning in her frayed yellow bath robe to get the paper from the curb. When she bent over to pick it up, two little boys jumped on her back because they thought she was the school bus.
If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?
:laugh:
Regards, Nish
Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
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My ex-wife is bigga than any woman I've ever seen. She's so big that she often disappears partially into fog banks miles away. She's so big that the curvature of the earth is - well - curvier.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997She said she was going to the store yesterday, the rest of her should be out of the house by tomorrow... :rolleyes:
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Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?" So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?"To this he replies, "Small world."
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
This only happens in movies :laugh:
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You mean one of the women was a bigamist?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Let's be fair shouldn't it be amazonianist? ?sp?
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