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    Dalek Dave
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    My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

      modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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      NormDroid
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      Ta da

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        My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

        modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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        Lost User
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        Boom boom!

        Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost

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        • D Dalek Dave

          My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

          modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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          JustWorking
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

          Does she have MSN?

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            My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

            modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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            OriginalGriff
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            He's here all week folks! Try the veal!

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • D Dalek Dave

              My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

              modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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              Chris Meech
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              What happened to Rita, the other Palm sister. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              • D Dalek Dave

                My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                I told you you're only as young as the woman you feel... :)

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                  modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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                  Oakman
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                  So this makes you a stand-up comedian?

                  The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    He's here all week folks! Try the veal!

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    He's here all week folks! Try the veal place next door!

                    Another bug closed.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                      modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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                      Somehow I think this does go against the KS rule. ;P

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        I told you you're only as young as the woman you feel... :)

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Lost User
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                        Yes, but you have to draw the line somewhere. But honestly! Lucy? The prehistoric woman? Just shows you what you can get out of an Open University course :laugh:

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                          modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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                          Joe Simes
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                          You had the last laugh ... or Lucy did? :-D

                          The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                            Boom boom!

                            Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            More like bam bam.

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                              Yes, but you have to draw the line somewhere. But honestly! Lucy? The prehistoric woman? Just shows you what you can get out of an Open University course :laugh:

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              So he likes older women. Much older women. How much do you think Michelle would pay for this information?

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                So he likes older women. Much older women. How much do you think Michelle would pay for this information?

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                She was once quite young, as you can see from this image [^] (thus the OU reference and a related course I recall he said he was doing ??)

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                                  She was once quite young, as you can see from this image [^] (thus the OU reference and a related course I recall he said he was doing ??)

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  I remember the announcement in '74 when they found her. I guess he has to draw the wrinkly line somewhere, it could have been Ardi[^]

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                                    modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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                                    HimanshuJoshi
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                                    This belongs to soapbox.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      My wife suggested that I should get myself a penis enlarger. So I did. She is 21, blonde and called Lucy.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                                      modified on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:01 AM

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                                      Mike Hankey
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                                      Is it one of those new number blow ups? (akin to the number bed, dial-a-pleasure?)

                                      "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren

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                                      • H HimanshuJoshi

                                        This belongs to soapbox.

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Really? Why? Is it controversial?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          Really? Why? Is it controversial?

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          HimanshuJoshi
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                                          If it was controversial it would belong to BackRoom not Soapbox. It is not kid sister friendly.

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