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    Overheard two commuters discussig their weekend this morning. While in a bar on Sunday, one of them drew that bar staff's attention to a strong smell of gas (industrial rather than the kind curry might cause) around where she was sitting. An intensive search took place, and the kitchen was shut down as a result. She quietly evacuated herself when she discovered that the source was a broken cigarette lighter in her bag!

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      Overheard two commuters discussig their weekend this morning. While in a bar on Sunday, one of them drew that bar staff's attention to a strong smell of gas (industrial rather than the kind curry might cause) around where she was sitting. An intensive search took place, and the kitchen was shut down as a result. She quietly evacuated herself when she discovered that the source was a broken cigarette lighter in her bag!

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      modified on Monday, June 13, 2011 5:32 AM

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      Ger Hayden wrote:

      She quietly evacuated herself

      She farted?

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        Ger Hayden wrote:

        She quietly evacuated herself

        She farted?

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        Firo Atrum Ventus
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        Ger Hayden wrote:

        (industrial rather than the kind curry might cause)

        No

        A hidden needle is way more effective than an unsheathed sword.

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          Overheard two commuters discussig their weekend this morning. While in a bar on Sunday, one of them drew that bar staff's attention to a strong smell of gas (industrial rather than the kind curry might cause) around where she was sitting. An intensive search took place, and the kitchen was shut down as a result. She quietly evacuated herself when she discovered that the source was a broken cigarette lighter in her bag!

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          modified on Monday, June 13, 2011 5:32 AM

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          RakeshMeena
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          LOL

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            Overheard two commuters discussig their weekend this morning. While in a bar on Sunday, one of them drew that bar staff's attention to a strong smell of gas (industrial rather than the kind curry might cause) around where she was sitting. An intensive search took place, and the kitchen was shut down as a result. She quietly evacuated herself when she discovered that the source was a broken cigarette lighter in her bag!

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            modified on Monday, June 13, 2011 5:32 AM

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            not as dumb as this guy though: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chibrknews-multialarm-fire-called-after-mattress-catches-fire-20110612,0,3998979.story[^] He was looking for something under his bed, using his lighter for light. Sent himself to the hospital for this one.

            Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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