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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Tristan da Cunha[^] - this is the place where all the people who give a sh*t live.

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Holy sh!t, 264 people give a flying monkey plop! [edit] More on Tristan da Cunha: The population is descended from 15 people. Their are 80 families. The population have 8 surnames between them. So. No inbreds there then.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Holy sh!t, 264 people give a flying monkey plop! [edit] More on Tristan da Cunha: The population is descended from 15 people. Their are 80 families. The population have 8 surnames between them. So. No inbreds there then.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      OriginalGriff
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      Well they have b*gger all else to occupy their minds! :laugh:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Well they have b*gger all else to occupy their minds! :laugh:

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        They've got tourists[^] now:

        Tristan Times wrote:

        Tristan : The worlds Remotest Island gets busy, as tourist visits increase Tourist vessels visits, to Tristan da Cunha has increase this year to nine visits over the summer.

        Probably no more than 200 visitors.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          They've got tourists[^] now:

          Tristan Times wrote:

          Tristan : The worlds Remotest Island gets busy, as tourist visits increase Tourist vessels visits, to Tristan da Cunha has increase this year to nine visits over the summer.

          Probably no more than 200 visitors.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          OriginalGriff
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          I was going to comment on just how sad you have to be to go there for your holidays, but then I saw this bit: "A tourist committee has been established, and tourist coordinator appointed. She is Dawn Repetto, who used to work in the Finance Department and helped with immigration duties" Immigration? By heck, she must have been a busy girl! :laugh:

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            They've got tourists[^] now:

            Tristan Times wrote:

            Tristan : The worlds Remotest Island gets busy, as tourist visits increase Tourist vessels visits, to Tristan da Cunha has increase this year to nine visits over the summer.

            Probably no more than 200 visitors.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Henry Minute
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            They also have a Leisure Centre[^] (Don't tell Griff)

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              They also have a Leisure Centre[^] (Don't tell Griff)

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Psst! 'Enry! Rams are boy sheep. Even the Welsh aren't interested...

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Psst! 'Enry! Rams are boy sheep. Even the Welsh aren't interested...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                Henry Minute
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                Even the Welsh aren't interested

                Daffyd[^] might be. He'd be the only gay on the island.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Tristan da Cunha[^] - this is the place where all the people who give a sh*t live.

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                  Munchies_Matt
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                  All descended from the 'mutiny on the bounty' crew no?

                  "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                    All descended from the 'mutiny on the bounty' crew no?

                    "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    You're thinking of Pitcairn Islands[^].

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • H Henry Minute

                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      Even the Welsh aren't interested

                      Daffyd[^] might be. He'd be the only gay on the island.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Oh, very good!

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • M Munchies_Matt

                        All descended from the 'mutiny on the bounty' crew no?

                        "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        No, that would be the Pitcairn Islands. Which is almost exactly half a globe away. See Here[^], glad to see the geography lessons paid off.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        • M Munchies_Matt

                          All descended from the 'mutiny on the bounty' crew no?

                          "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          You're thinking of the Pitcairn Islands[^], I think - Tristan is the inhabited island furthest from any other inhabited land on the planet.

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • M Munchies_Matt

                            All descended from the 'mutiny on the bounty' crew no?

                            "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Sorry about that - the other two hadn't posted when I started typing...

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • G Gary Wheeler

                              You're thinking of Pitcairn Islands[^].

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Munchies_Matt
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                              Yeah, thats the one. I wasnt sure.

                              "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                No, that would be the Pitcairn Islands. Which is almost exactly half a globe away. See Here[^], glad to see the geography lessons paid off.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Munchies_Matt
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                glad to see the geography lessons paid off.

                                Oddly enough the mutiny on the bounty wasnt part of the Oxbridge Examining Board Geography Curriculum. :)

                                "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  glad to see the geography lessons paid off.

                                  Oddly enough the mutiny on the bounty wasnt part of the Oxbridge Examining Board Geography Curriculum. :)

                                  "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  But you did learn about the earth and where stuff was didn't you?

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                                    But you did learn about the earth and where stuff was didn't you?

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Munchies_Matt
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                                    Recolection is dim, but the mining production of Canada comes to mind as well as the weather systems in the north atlantic. Mutin on the Bounty was notably absent. :)

                                    "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                                      Recolection is dim, but the mining production of Canada comes to mind as well as the weather systems in the north atlantic. Mutin on the Bounty was notably absent. :)

                                      "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Super, but not much use when you do not where canada is on a map.

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                                        Super, but not much use when you do not where canada is on a map.

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                                        Munchies_Matt
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                                        Super indeed, and purely useless. As is much of what one absorbs at school. As for Canada, let me guess, somewhere between Swaziland and Switzerland?

                                        "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold

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                                          Oakman
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                                          Thanks, Michele

                                          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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