Programmer Love
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At least you have a singing voice. I only have a screeching voice.
Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.
That would perfectly fit to my skills with the guitar again. Every leap year or so I start trying to learn to play, but then stop again because the neighbors think I torture cats.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi -
The only one who ever yelled for more was a drill sergeant :)
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiYou lucky person! Nobody has ever asked me to sing more - I was banned from playing the triangle at school...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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At least you have a singing voice. I only have a screeching voice.
Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.
You probably wouldn't think so if you heard it... "Can't carry a tune in a bucket" appeared on one of my school reports (probably the teacher that banned me from playing the triangle, now I come to think about it)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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You probably wouldn't think so if you heard it... "Can't carry a tune in a bucket" appeared on one of my school reports (probably the teacher that banned me from playing the triangle, now I come to think about it)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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You just need something less melodic. How about Zombie Viking Death Metal? :)
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiDon't get me started! :laugh: When I was at school Punk was the big thing. I was considered cr@p compared to people who can't sing, play, and who spat at their audience...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Don't get me started! :laugh: When I was at school Punk was the big thing. I was considered cr@p compared to people who can't sing, play, and who spat at their audience...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Just forget Punk :) Metal is the way to go. You get to wear black clothes and nobody cares if you ever cut (or wash) your hair. And you don't ever have to be nice or polite. You are then expected to be very evil :)
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi -
Just forget Punk :) Metal is the way to go. You get to wear black clothes and nobody cares if you ever cut (or wash) your hair. And you don't ever have to be nice or polite. You are then expected to be very evil :)
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiReal men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Dark the dark side is. Very dark... Just look at my new signature :)
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi"Use the Toaster, Luke"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
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"Use the Toaster, Luke"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Ok, it worked. I just took some star destroyers and toasted a rebel fleet over Naboo. Now I have landed some troops and taken the planet, wich no longer is a rebel breeding ground.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi -
:laugh:
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}If (Trash.IsFull)
{
Trash.Items.Clear();
Trash.Dispose();
}while(true)
{
Her.Fornicate(Frequency.AsOftenAsPossible);
}if (DateTime.Now.Time.Hour < 7)
{
m_letHerSleep = true;
ThinkAbout(fornication);
}
else
{
while (I.HaveOpportunity)
{
Her.Fornicate(Frequency.AtLeastOnce);
}
}FireArmsTraining();
if (afterDinner)
{
vegOnCouch = true;
}Thread.SleepUntil(dateTime.Now.AddHours(7));
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Saturday, June 25, 2011 6:22 AM
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}The savy woman will reject soon the man wasting an acquired resource at each iteration of their love. :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}Christopher Mars wrote:
What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}Not that... If the woman is a bit modern she'd at least expect some neat SilverLight app with flashy graphics, romantic music, hanging in the cloud, which she can also post on her facebook and email to her friends. Using a console app is just... well, not very adoring! :thumbsdown:
It's an OO world.
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}I would reject your post too, not because I find it inappropriate, but because you're inefficiently reconstructing the invariant string
Iand because the impliedString.Format()in theWriteLine()can be omitted by including the string literal"I "in the stringI. /raviMy new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}Christopher Mars wrote:
What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
Two words: Barry White.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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I tried to post this very thing at stackoverflow. It was rejected. I should have known the only the only place that would be accepting is codeproject. What would you do to professs your love to the women (or man) you adore?
using System;
void main() {
while (true) {
string I = "love you, forever."
Console.WriteLine("I {0}", I);
}
}Would this not be suitable:
Console.Writeline("Love you, forever."):confused:
See if you can crack this: b749f6c269a746243debc6488046e33f
So far, no one seems to have cracked this!The unofficial awesome history of Code Project's Bob! "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
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If (Trash.IsFull)
{
Trash.Items.Clear();
Trash.Dispose();
}while(true)
{
Her.Fornicate(Frequency.AsOftenAsPossible);
}if (DateTime.Now.Time.Hour < 7)
{
m_letHerSleep = true;
ThinkAbout(fornication);
}
else
{
while (I.HaveOpportunity)
{
Her.Fornicate(Frequency.AtLeastOnce);
}
}FireArmsTraining();
if (afterDinner)
{
vegOnCouch = true;
}Thread.SleepUntil(dateTime.Now.AddHours(7));
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Saturday, June 25, 2011 6:22 AM
Compiler warning: unreachable code at line 12
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