Dead Cat Test
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Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test...... A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked whether it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise. You know......." explained the boy, "I leaned over, put my mouth to it's ear and, and went 'pssst'.......... and he didn't move."
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil for I am the God of Death... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
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Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test...... A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked whether it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise. You know......." explained the boy, "I leaned over, put my mouth to it's ear and, and went 'pssst'.......... and he didn't move."
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil for I am the God of Death... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
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And then what happened?
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Then the class of children started their lesson in Geography. What else; what were you expecting? ;P
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
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Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test...... A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked whether it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise. You know......." explained the boy, "I leaned over, put my mouth to it's ear and, and went 'pssst'.......... and he didn't move."
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil for I am the God of Death... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
Priceless... :laugh:
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