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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Feed a guy a perfectly good straight line, and what happens? The dress must be too tight; it's restricting the flow of blood to your brain.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Dalek Dave
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    Sorry Mark, I am slow today. The Man-Flu is affecting me.

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    • H hairy_hats

      Citation needed.

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      Mark_Wallace
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      viaducting wrote:

      Citation needed. Picture, or it didn't happen.

      Never forget the teachings of the CP Lounge.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Drink More[^] I love science, much better than religion and all that puritanism.

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        Abhinav S
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        Quite intriguing - your first post after recovering from fever is on alcohol. :-D Generally, hope you are doing better now.

        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Sorry Mark, I am slow today. The Man-Flu is affecting me.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          The Man-Flu Dalek dress is affecting me.

          You can't kid a kidder.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • H Henry Minute

            Yes but you are not yet 'elderly'. You young whipper-snappers should lay off the hard-stuff, leaving more for those of us of more advanced years.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Too blinking right they should. I'm going to fit a mini-bar to my zimmer frame.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            • H Henry Minute

              Yes but you are not yet 'elderly'. You young whipper-snappers should lay off the hard-stuff, leaving more for those of us of more advanced years.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Whilst not yet elderly, it is a condition I am working on. Meanwhile I am practising for the forthcoming event.

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                viaducting wrote:

                Citation needed. Picture, or it didn't happen.

                Never forget the teachings of the CP Lounge.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                hairy_hats
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                I'm all memed out.

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                • A Abhinav S

                  Quite intriguing - your first post after recovering from fever is on alcohol. :-D Generally, hope you are doing better now.

                  The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Still abed, but feeling brighter.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Not agreed, because a complete religion is mother of science.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I like the irony. You are a pro-religionist from Pakistan, and I therefore assume you are an Islamist. And yet your user name is Ham.

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                    • L Lost User

                      Not agreed, because a complete religion is mother of science.

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                      Peter Mulholland
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                      b0ll0x!

                      Pete

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                      • L Lost User

                        Not agreed, because a complete religion is mother of science.

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        :zzz: Well, buzz-kill, dude.

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I like the irony. You are a pro-religionist from Pakistan, and I therefore assume you are an Islamist. And yet your user name is Ham.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          Bacon!!!

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Still abed, but feeling brighter.

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                            Abhinav S
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Still abed, but feeling brighter.

                            Glad to hear that.

                            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                            • A Abhinav S

                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Still abed, but feeling brighter.

                              Glad to hear that.

                              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Thanks.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Whilst not yet elderly, it is a condition I am working on. Meanwhile I am practising for the forthcoming event.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Indeed. I like the elderly so much that I hope to join their ranks someday.

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Not agreed, because a complete religion is mother of science.

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                                  Michael Schubert
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                                  ham_gr80 wrote:

                                  because a complete religion is mother of science

                                  I don't know what that means. Who is the father of science?

                                  Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                                  • M Michael Schubert

                                    ham_gr80 wrote:

                                    because a complete religion is mother of science

                                    I don't know what that means. Who is the father of science?

                                    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Curiosity?

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                                    • M Michael Schubert

                                      ham_gr80 wrote:

                                      because a complete religion is mother of science

                                      I don't know what that means. Who is the father of science?

                                      Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Frank Zappa. No wait. He was the mother of invention.

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I like the irony. You are a pro-religionist from Pakistan, and I therefore assume you are an Islamist. And yet your user name is Ham.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Yes, em from Pakistan. But i mean to say is there are a lot of (even all) inventions which are based on religious knowledge.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Yes, em from Pakistan. But i mean to say is there are a lot of (even all) inventions which are based on religious knowledge.

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          Name one? I mean, is the laser religious? What of the radio? Genetic engineering? Space travel? Cryptology? Kidney transplants? Bacon? Scissors? The transistor? Antibiotics? Malt whiskey? Bandages? Photo-teleportation? I mean, are these all religious? You do know that religion makes people dumb, right? You are not allowed to learn knew stuff in case it makes the old stuff wrong? If you believe in an invisible sky pixie you are doomed to a miserable existence based on superstition and hatred.

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