Three mice were sitting in a bar...
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Three mice were sitting in a bar drinking beer. The first mouse said: "I am so brave! Yesterday I made pull-ups on the mousetrap before eating the cheese." The second mouse said: "I have even more courage! Today I was sniffing a line of rat poison." The third mouse turned away and was about to go out of the bar. The other two mice asked: "Are we to cool for you, or what?" The third mouse answered: "No, but I'm getting bored. I'm going home f**king the cat..."
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Three mice were sitting in a bar drinking beer. The first mouse said: "I am so brave! Yesterday I made pull-ups on the mousetrap before eating the cheese." The second mouse said: "I have even more courage! Today I was sniffing a line of rat poison." The third mouse turned away and was about to go out of the bar. The other two mice asked: "Are we to cool for you, or what?" The third mouse answered: "No, but I'm getting bored. I'm going home f**king the cat..."
Silence... Hats off... 5ed! :thumbsup:
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Three mice were sitting in a bar drinking beer. The first mouse said: "I am so brave! Yesterday I made pull-ups on the mousetrap before eating the cheese." The second mouse said: "I have even more courage! Today I was sniffing a line of rat poison." The third mouse turned away and was about to go out of the bar. The other two mice asked: "Are we to cool for you, or what?" The third mouse answered: "No, but I'm getting bored. I'm going home f**king the cat..."
I take it that is what passes for humor in Germany? Actually the punch line should read: "I'm going home to fück the cat..."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I take it that is what passes for humor in Germany? Actually the punch line should read: "I'm going home to fück the cat..."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I'm going home to let people video both the cats fụck me
video is a verb?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I'm going home to let people video both the cats fụck me
video is a verb?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Did you think otherwise?
I dunno. I never thought of it as anything but a noun, but that wouldn't mean much as I am not part of the YouTube generation .
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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I take it that is what passes for humor in Germany? Actually the punch line should read: "I'm going home to fück the cat..."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
I take it that is what passes for humor in Germany?
Well, Benny Hill is still very popular there...
digital man wrote:
Actually the punch line should read: "I'm going home to fück the cat..."
I bet his English is better than your German! ;P
Venten mijn klootzakken.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Did you think otherwise?
I dunno. I never thought of it as anything but a noun, but that wouldn't mean much as I am not part of the YouTube generation .
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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digital man wrote:
I take it that is what passes for humor in Germany?
Well, Benny Hill is still very popular there...
digital man wrote:
Actually the punch line should read: "I'm going home to fück the cat..."
I bet his English is better than your German! ;P
Venten mijn klootzakken.
Eric__V wrote:
I bet his English is better than your German!
Nien, it iz not. Actually I am wondering why I got so badly flamed for that post - can't see that what I said was worth popping at me without an explanation.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Eric__V wrote:
I bet his English is better than your German!
Nien, it iz not. Actually I am wondering why I got so badly flamed for that post - can't see that what I said was worth popping at me without an explanation.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
Actually I am wondering why I got so badly flamed for that post - can't see that what I said was worth popping at me without an explanation.
Quite, its become a strange place CP over the years. Used to be more open in the old days, less a private club mentality. And way less judgemental. :)
Venten mijn klootzakken.