Love is the "MASTER KEY"

Dalek Dave

Strange, I always thought that was money.

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OriginalGriff

No, that just improves your bargaining position...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Nagy Vilmos

Money can't buy you love.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

It can in Kings Cross! (allegedly) :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Dalek Dave

No, but it can buy you some great sex.

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OriginalGriff

How much to not tell Michelle you said that? :-D

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

David1987

Next time I'm trying to get into a bank vault I'll try to love it.

TorstenH

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

Lost User

You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side :)

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

Jorgen Andersson

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

Money can't buy you love.

If you're rich enough you won't notice the difference.

List of common misconceptions

Joan M

OriginalGriff wrote:

How much to not tell Michelle you said that?

It seems money can buy also some safety... :rolleyes:

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Dalek Dave

£50,000 gets me an injunction! :)

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Nagy Vilmos

Dalek Dave wrote:

£50,000 gets me an injunction!

10p gets me a telephone call... :-D

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

Jörgen Andersson wrote:

If you're rich enough

I am, so:

Jörgen Andersson wrote:

you won't notice the difference.

Oh, there's a big difference. The one you don't 'buy' costs a lot more.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Joan M

CDP1802 wrote:

You obviously don't know the power of the Dark Side :)

"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda
---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

Yes and your signature should be something like: "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda. ---- "Shut up, Yoda, and just get yourself another credit." - Obi Wan Kenobi.

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Dalek Dave

£3000 gets me a hitman! :)

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Mycroft Holmes

At least when you are paying for it you can feel there is a limit to your expenses :laugh:

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Nagy Vilmos

Mrs Wife gets Special Forces. Now, lets just have a beer. I'll be back on the weekly flights out of Luton from the end of July, so we should probably organise 'something'.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

Ah - there is your problem: you don't "buy" in either case. In one you rent, in the other you just hand over everything you own...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Lost User

No the key that can unlock every lock is a Pikey.

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