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    1. It must be homework.
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    Dalek Dave
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    (6) It must be asked in several fora.

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      No! (0) You must be as vague as possible. (1) If it is a C# Problem it must be tagged as ASP.NET (2) The Code Dump portion must be both meaningless and unreadable. (3) The Heading must have nothing to do with the problem. (4) Last Line must read "Codez Plllzzz. Urgnt."

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      LittleYellowBird
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      I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

      Ali

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        (6) It must be asked in several fora.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Lost User
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        (7) The answerer(not the enquirer), is the one that is retarded, when the totally wrong soloution is submitted, due to the Vaguenes of the question (see (0)).

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        • L LittleYellowBird

          I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

          Ali

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          Dalek Dave
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          Alison P wrote:

          I've been away for a while

          Holloway?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            (6) It must be asked in several fora.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            LittleYellowBird
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            (6) It must be asked in several flora.

            (6) It must be asked in several healthy but tastless alternatives to butter? :confused: ;) Made you look! ;P

            Ali

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              Most (and there are a lot of them) of these get short shrift. I used to give a "non-answer" i.e. one that points to the resources needed to do the work themselves. This gives them the help they deserve and need and takes it out the "Unanswered" list. What started happening was some rep-hungry punter would come along and gives the full POOCAP* solution, and I get downvoted me for not just coughing up code, so I've stopped this policy. *Plain Old Outrageous Copy and Paste

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Lost User
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              We should insert another word beginning with 'R' after 'Copy' and before the 'and', but it will be hard.

              "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
              "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                (6) It must be asked in several flora.

                (6) It must be asked in several healthy but tastless alternatives to butter? :confused: ;) Made you look! ;P

                Ali

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                Dalek Dave
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                Alison P wrote:

                tastless

                Tasteless, surely :)

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                • L LittleYellowBird

                  I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                  Ali

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • L LittleYellowBird

                    I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                    Ali

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I heard you'd been spending all your time with rugby players. Why just yesterday, I heard DD referring to your beau as a working flanker.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • L Lost User

                      We should insert another word beginning with 'R' after 'Copy' and before the 'and', but it will be hard.

                      "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                      "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      "Randomly" It was quite easy really.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Alison P wrote:

                        I've been away for a while

                        Holloway?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        LittleYellowBird
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                        :mad: Cheeky! I've had nothing to do Blackpool ... or their manager! :rolleyes:

                        Ali

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Alison P wrote:

                          I've been away for a while

                          Holloway?

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Holloway?

                          You should never ask a woman directly if she goes holloway.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Alison P wrote:

                            tastless

                            Tasteless, surely :)

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                            LittleYellowBird
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                            :sigh: See nothing's changed! I still can't spell and you still can! :rolleyes:

                            Ali

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                              I heard you'd been spending all your time with rugby players. Why just yesterday, I heard DD referring to your beau as a working flanker.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              You need your ears syringed!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              • L LittleYellowBird

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                (6) It must be asked in several flora.

                                (6) It must be asked in several healthy but tastless alternatives to butter? :confused: ;) Made you look! ;P

                                Ali

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                Funily enough, we were just talking about buttering baps.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  We've gone green.

                                  true

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing.

                                  true

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Trollslayer has departed.

                                  sad but true

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                  false


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    "Randomly" It was quite easy really.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Thanks. So it will now be 'plain old outrageous copy randomly and paste'?

                                    "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                    "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      Holloway?

                                      You should never ask a woman directly if she goes holloway.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      I could confirm that with one of her Screws.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                        Graham Shanks
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                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                        I don't believe it. Provide links and prove your assertion!

                                        Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          Trollslayer has departed.

                                          Really? :|

                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                          Now I know you are kidding! :rolleyes:

                                          Ali

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