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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Holloway?

    You should never ask a woman directly if she goes holloway.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Dalek Dave
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    I could confirm that with one of her Screws.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      OriginalGriff wrote:

      We've gone green.

      true

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing.

      true

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      Trollslayer has departed.

      sad but true

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

      false


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        LittleYellowBird
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Trollslayer has departed.

        Really? :|

        OriginalGriff wrote:

        We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

        Now I know you are kidding! :rolleyes:

        Ali

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Alison P wrote:

          tastless

          Tasteless, surely :)

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          no dave, america definiately need less burgerkings its so unamerican not to eat at maccy dees! (TAST = Carrols Restaurant Group, Inc = burgerking franchisees)

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Funily enough, we were just talking about buttering baps.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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            buttering baps and alison - -and you expect work from me this afternoon!

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              :mad: Cheeky! I've had nothing to do Blackpool ... or their manager! :rolleyes:

              Ali

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              Pete OHanlon
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              What do you mean? I thought you were their new manager this season.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Funily enough, we were just talking about buttering baps.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                LittleYellowBird
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                I arrived at just the right time then! ;) *thinks* I suppose you will be making bacon butties then ... what else would you do with buttered baps? ;)

                Ali

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  buttering baps and alison - -and you expect work from me this afternoon!

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  You butter the baps, I'll butter up Alison.

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                  • C CodyDaemon

                    ... I must remember if I have a problem with some code either post question that is a single line that says - "Fix code" or just dump all the code into a question... it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here. No point trying to Google it or RTFM, just post it here and let someone else do it... :mad: Far enough if you have tried googling it, RTFM-ing it and tried finding sample code, and till don't get it, then post it and I am happy to try and help.

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                    Joan M
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                    Keep in mind that all those people are just in the middle of that scene from Op. Swordfish... it must be difficult to search google under that circumstances... so asking here really helps... :rolleyes:

                    [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                    • L LittleYellowBird

                      I arrived at just the right time then! ;) *thinks* I suppose you will be making bacon butties then ... what else would you do with buttered baps? ;)

                      Ali

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Mmmmm BACON. Now I'm hungry. h'rumph!


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Trollslayer has departed.

                        Really? :|

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                        Now I know you are kidding! :rolleyes:

                        Ali

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Alison P wrote:

                        Really? :|

                        Yup, really! :((

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Trollslayer has departed.

                          Really? :|

                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                          Now I know you are kidding! :rolleyes:

                          Ali

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Unfortunately so: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3937270/Adieu.aspx[^] (I just threw the last one in to see if anyone was paying attention)

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Alison P wrote:

                            Really? :|

                            Yup, really! :((

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                            LittleYellowBird
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                            Why? What happened?

                            Ali

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                            • L LittleYellowBird

                              I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                              Ali

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                              Henry Minute
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                              I hope that you have a note from your mum.

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                We've gone green.

                                true

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing.

                                true

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Trollslayer has departed.

                                sad but true

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                false


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Trollslayer has departed.

                                sad but true

                                I know I haven't been in the lounge much, but is this really true? What happened?

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  No! (0) You must be as vague as possible. (1) If it is a C# Problem it must be tagged as ASP.NET (2) The Code Dump portion must be both meaningless and unreadable. (3) The Heading must have nothing to do with the problem. (4) Last Line must read "Codez Plllzzz. Urgnt."

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  CodyDaemon
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                                  Very true, I miss those rulez. (note teh zed and bad spelling to be down with the cool kidz) w00t! 1337! LMAO! etc. etc.

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    Trollslayer has departed.

                                    sad but true

                                    I know I haven't been in the lounge much, but is this really true? What happened?

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Here[^] It is in regards to comments just prior to that thread.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Unfortunately so: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3937270/Adieu.aspx[^] (I just threw the last one in to see if anyone was paying attention)

                                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                      LittleYellowBird
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                                      Oh ... I know how she feels and I am sad to hear she has left altogether. I will miss her ... :^)

                                      Ali

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                                      • L LittleYellowBird

                                        Oh ... I know how she feels and I am sad to hear she has left altogether. I will miss her ... :^)

                                        Ali

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        We all will. There aren't enough women in this profession at the best of times, let alone on CP, so even if she had been a PITA she would be sorely missed. As it is though, she was never that, which makes her departure all the more depressing.

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          You butter the baps, I'll butter up Alison.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          Not for the first time! ;)

                                          Ali

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