Interesting foreplay technique.

Henry Minute

I read it on Auntie's Teletext service earlier today. That was just the first internet hit that I found.

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Lost User

Yes, just like anything to do with dinner parties or Tennis belongs in the 'Hosting and Servers' forum.

Dalek Dave

What about Snakes or Fishing?

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Lost User

Thats easy, Snakes - Python Fishing - .NET Framwork It's the native American posts that get me. Everyone knows, Sioux, Chereokee etc go in the General Indian Forum but I keep forgetting Apache posts have there own Forum.

Henry Minute

And questions on the FBI belong in the Apache forum.

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Dalek Dave

Or, combine the pastimes for ASP.NET?

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Dalek Dave

If you want to make predictions, Delphi!

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Henry Minute

Ᵽompey wrote:

Thats easy,

Snakes - Python
Fishing - .NET Framwork

Unless it's Oyster Fishing. Then it belongs in the Perl forum.

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Henry Minute

Isn't that for questions on Oracle?

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Nagy Vilmos

Coffee related threads belong in Java.

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Dalek Dave

Threads about how to amuse babies? Mobile?

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Henry Minute

Keith Barrow made a mistake earlier then. His Sausage thread should have been posted in the LINQ forum.

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Dalek Dave

That is worthy of the 5 I gave it.

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Keith Barrow

Insta-5'd

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Lost User

Well seeing as you originally saw the story on TeleText, then Oracle is where you should post it too.

LittleYellowBird

But tell me, what questions belong in 'Hardware and Devices'? :confused:

Ali

Henry Minute

That would be where automated Cider Making Equipment questions go.

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LittleYellowBird

Ah ... Roadrunner ... meep ... meep! :-D

Ali

Henry Minute

Purely coincidental. :laugh: Which is a shame since I've just realized that my answer was actually incorrect. I thought you had written Hardware and Devizes. :-O

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GenJerDan

WebSense has blocked The Sun. :(

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