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  • S S Douglas

    My favorite I keep finding from someone who no longer works here...

    /*
    PUT LOGIC HERE

    */


    Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.

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    Paul Conrad
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    #4

    Oh yes, inside comment blocks is the perfect place to put logic :laugh:

    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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    • P Paul Conrad

      Oh yes, inside comment blocks is the perfect place to put logic :laugh:

      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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      boarderstu
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      #5

      The only sure way to ensure no errors! (or no logic..)

      modified on Thursday, July 7, 2011 8:19 AM

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      • B boarderstu

        Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

        /// <summary>
        /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="filename"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
        {
        if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
        {
        return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
        }
        else
        {
        return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
        }
        }

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        BrainiacV
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        #6

        Found this one.

        'We shouldn't reach here,
        'if so, cry softly

        Yes, it was in BASIC.

        Psychosis at 10 Film at 11

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        • B boarderstu

          Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

          /// <summary>
          /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
          /// </summary>
          /// <param name="filename"></param>
          /// <returns></returns>
          public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
          {
          if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
          {
          return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
          }
          else
          {
          return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
          }
          }

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          regalsoft
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          #7

          How about this for error handling comments:

          Try
          .
          .
          .
          .
          Catch ex As Exception
          ' Hmmmm.....
          ' Obviously didn't think of something.
          Throw New ApplicationException("Exception Occured")
          End Try

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          • B boarderstu

            Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

            /// <summary>
            /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
            /// </summary>
            /// <param name="filename"></param>
            /// <returns></returns>
            public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
            {
            if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
            {
            return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
            }
            else
            {
            return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
            }
            }

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            Br Bill
            wrote on last edited by
            #8

            Found this in a ruby script yesterday. I wrote it almost 3 years ago.

            def syncAll()
                # Do a force sync. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
                sync(true)
            end
            
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            • R regalsoft

              How about this for error handling comments:

              Try
              .
              .
              .
              .
              Catch ex As Exception
              ' Hmmmm.....
              ' Obviously didn't think of something.
              Throw New ApplicationException("Exception Occured")
              End Try

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              ajhampson
              wrote on last edited by
              #9

              Hmmm... not only didn't think of something, but we'll mask the real exception with a generic one so no one else can figure it out either! :-D

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              • B boarderstu

                Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                /// <summary>
                /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                /// </summary>
                /// <param name="filename"></param>
                /// <returns></returns>
                public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                {
                if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                {
                return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                }
                else
                {
                return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                }
                }

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                Lost User
                wrote on last edited by
                #10

                A programmer with a degree in Philosophy, working for me years ago on commercially sold software, liberally sprinkled comments through out whatever he worked on.

                My favorite was:

                This MIGHT work!

                I had it put on a plaque for him.

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                • B boarderstu

                  Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                  /// <summary>
                  /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                  /// </summary>
                  /// <param name="filename"></param>
                  /// <returns></returns>
                  public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                  {
                  if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                  {
                  return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                  }
                  else
                  {
                  return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                  }
                  }

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                  virang_21
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #11

                  I left a comment for one of the page I coded for future developers.... /*Sentimental value attached to the part of the code which is redundunt now. */ It took me around 3 months to get everything working the way client wanted and at the end management decided to dump it ...

                  Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                  • B boarderstu

                    Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                    /// <summary>
                    /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                    /// </summary>
                    /// <param name="filename"></param>
                    /// <returns></returns>
                    public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                    {
                    if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                    {
                    return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                    }
                    else
                    {
                    return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                    }
                    }

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                    hoernchenmeister
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #12

                    I can remeber a comment in an old C++ class I came accross that made me laugh and cry at the same time: // I seriously have to get out of here.... ...all suddenly made sense ;)

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                    • B boarderstu

                      Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                      /// <summary>
                      /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                      /// </summary>
                      /// <param name="filename"></param>
                      /// <returns></returns>
                      public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                      {
                      if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                      {
                      return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                      }
                      else
                      {
                      return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                      }
                      }

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                      Stonkie
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #13

                      I found this last week.

                      // Remove this code.

                      Followed by a few lines of unnecessary code that had no effect in the context. And source control says the last modification on that file was in 2007! :doh:

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                      • B boarderstu

                        Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                        /// <summary>
                        /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                        /// </summary>
                        /// <param name="filename"></param>
                        /// <returns></returns>
                        public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                        {
                        if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                        {
                        return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                        }
                        else
                        {
                        return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                        }
                        }

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                        Orlin Georgiev
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #14

                        A piece of C++ code from a certain popular game engine:

                        BasePort = 7777; // oh well.

                        Note that the network port is also configured in an ini file, but why bother using that?

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                        • O Orlin Georgiev

                          A piece of C++ code from a certain popular game engine:

                          BasePort = 7777; // oh well.

                          Note that the network port is also configured in an ini file, but why bother using that?

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                          boarderstu
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #15

                          My latest...

                          /// <summary>
                          /// A collection of classes for generating Hashes
                          /// </summary>
                          public class Hash
                          {
                          /// <summary>
                          /// Returns a MD5 hash - DO NOT use this for encryption
                          /// </summary>
                          /// <param name="str"></param>
                          /// <returns></returns>
                          ///

                              //Using this for encryption would render you a complete tool.
                              public string GenerateMD5Hash(string str)
                              {
                          
                              }
                          
                          }
                          
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                          • B boarderstu

                            Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                            /// <summary>
                            /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                            /// </summary>
                            /// <param name="filename"></param>
                            /// <returns></returns>
                            public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                            {
                            if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                            {
                            return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                            }
                            else
                            {
                            return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                            }
                            }

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                            blimie
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                            #16

                            I had to take over support of a vb6 program that had bounced around the dept a few times. One of the fixes documented before large section of commented out code was

                            'WVK: Removed WASL & write_file
                            ' Logging_file "Before weird ass sort loop (WASL)"

                            The commented out code was followed by

                            'Logging_file "After WASLoop, Before write"
                            'ansewer = write_file(In_Order(), in_order_nbr)
                            '
                            'm_blnOption = 1
                            'Unload Me
                            'WVK: thats better

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                            • B boarderstu

                              Just found this gem whilst going over some old code..

                              /// <summary>
                              /// Returns a FQ path on the server for a relative path
                              /// </summary>
                              /// <param name="filename"></param>
                              /// <returns></returns>
                              public string GetFilePath(string relPath, string filename)
                              {
                              if (relPath.StartsWith("~/"))
                              {
                              return HttpContext.Current.Server.MapPath(relPath + filename);
                              }
                              else
                              {
                              return relPath + filename; //This ain't a virtual path mate.
                              }
                              }

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                              Rich719
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #17

                              Great comment on implementing a custom GINA DLL when dealing with Remote Desktop... // Duplicate what the GINAFULL example does - this clears the TS session but // does not log the user in (although it was supposed to in the example) // Flush the toilet full of Micro$oft terminal server session entanglement sins here // then re-try sending the XXXXXX SAS from the servant service

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