Why God Created Children
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That explains why I always see bikes in ponds and rivers. It doesn't explain the Shopping Trolleys though?
Why are you always sticking your head underwater?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Why are you always sticking your head underwater?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Ᵽompey wrote:
so burying my head in water is the next best thing.
I gave you a great straight line and that is the best you can do???
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Ᵽompey wrote:
so burying my head in water is the next best thing.
I gave you a great straight line and that is the best you can do???
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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What can I say, Its manic at work at today. Just click the 1 in the bottom right, grey it out, I promise not to retaliate by down-voting your last seven posts.
Ᵽompey wrote:
Just click the 1 in the bottom right,
Sorry, I don't do that. 5's yes, but 1's no.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Ᵽompey wrote:
Just click the 1 in the bottom right,
Sorry, I don't do that. 5's yes, but 1's no.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
but 1's no
Really? You haven't discovered the pleasure in randomly 1-voting a reputation-obsessed members post and then watch them bitch&whine about it? It's almost a sport, award yourself 1-point if they mention it in the Lounge, 3 points if they report it in Sugs & Bugs, and 5-points if they edit the post in a pitiful attempt to appease the 1-voter, in the hope he retracts it. Try it, although you will have your work cut out catching up with my 32,457,856 score.
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Oakman wrote:
but 1's no
Really? You haven't discovered the pleasure in randomly 1-voting a reputation-obsessed members post and then watch them bitch&whine about it? It's almost a sport, award yourself 1-point if they mention it in the Lounge, 3 points if they report it in Sugs & Bugs, and 5-points if they edit the post in a pitiful attempt to appease the 1-voter, in the hope he retracts it. Try it, although you will have your work cut out catching up with my 32,457,856 score.
Sorry. I have a life.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Oakman wrote:
but 1's no
Really? You haven't discovered the pleasure in randomly 1-voting a reputation-obsessed members post and then watch them bitch&whine about it? It's almost a sport, award yourself 1-point if they mention it in the Lounge, 3 points if they report it in Sugs & Bugs, and 5-points if they edit the post in a pitiful attempt to appease the 1-voter, in the hope he retracts it. Try it, although you will have your work cut out catching up with my 32,457,856 score.
Don't worry, Oakman is vastly exaggerating how much of a life he has.
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Don't worry, Oakman is vastly exaggerating how much of a life he has.
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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Adam said "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
You do trust me, don't you?
Random trivia: Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the forbidden fruit is an apple. In Latin, the word "malum" is ambiguous, it can mean both "an evil"(or sin) and "an apple". So because of this coincidence, it's assumed that the forbidden fruit is an apple. Unfortunately, the original tale is written in Hebrew and it's origins are probably even a lot older. Some speculate that it is about the first human tribe, forced to become nomads after they learned how to conquer the food chain, told from one generation to an other for thousands of years. *taa taaaa taaaaaa... TADAAAM! bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom*
Giraffes are not real.