And here's what happens if they get a cuddle when they want sex.
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The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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NFTS[^] (not for the squeamish, but safe for work)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
I'd say he wins the divorce case hands down now...
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
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NFTS[^] (not for the squeamish, but safe for work)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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"His penis was later reattached" Along with a chicken wing, and a tea bag...
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The tea bag to relieve the typical headache... and the chicken wing... well this gives a lot of possibilities... :rolleyes:
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"His penis was later reattached" Along with a chicken wing, and a tea bag...
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"His penis was later reattached" Along with a chicken wing, and a tea bag...
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That was Bobbets willy, not the latest one. After the re-attachment, he went on to "star" in two pr0n films: "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut" and "Frankenpenis" to try to cash in on his fame, so the procedure must have worked to some extent. Not a recommended way to get work in the movies, I'm sure... :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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That was Bobbets willy, not the latest one. After the re-attachment, he went on to "star" in two pr0n films: "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut" and "Frankenpenis" to try to cash in on his fame, so the procedure must have worked to some extent. Not a recommended way to get work in the movies, I'm sure... :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
wonder if they will cut off this guys finger and make him a new willy? its been done before. Personally I'd wish for Harlem Globetrotter hands if that was the case...
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
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NFTS[^] (not for the squeamish, but safe for work)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Kieu was charged with one felony count of torture, one felony count of aggravated mayhem and sentencing enhancements for great bodily injury and personal use of a knife. Aggravated Mayhem...burn the witch. :)
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How could it be reattached after it went through the garbage disposal? What was left to reattach?
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That was Bobbets willy, not the latest one. After the re-attachment, he went on to "star" in two pr0n films: "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut" and "Frankenpenis" to try to cash in on his fame, so the procedure must have worked to some extent. Not a recommended way to get work in the movies, I'm sure... :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I copied and pasted that line form the article itself? Whats wrong, cant you read?
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Yep - and I can read the paragraph above it... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
