The Captain
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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool, climbed up on it and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town." :)
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.Barry LePatner
...it's our division that makes us sane(r), and their unity that makes them crazy.Ian Shlasko
Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while, you realize you are getting dirty but pig is enjoying it.amitkarnik2211
I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey. Still a 5 for old times sake...I loved that donkey. :)
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I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey. Still a 5 for old times sake...I loved that donkey. :)
Mike Hankey wrote:
I loved that donkey.
Mike, I dunno how to tell you this - but that was a mule.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey. Still a 5 for old times sake...I loved that donkey. :)
Mike Hankey wrote:
I loved that donkey.
You mean you were a Captain back then? :-D
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.Barry LePatner
...it's our division that makes us sane(r), and their unity that makes them crazy.Ian Shlasko
Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while, you realize you are getting dirty but pig is enjoying it.amitkarnik2211
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I loved that donkey.
Mike, I dunno how to tell you this - but that was a mule.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
Mike, I dunno how to tell you this - but that was a mule.
That lying bitch.
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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool, climbed up on it and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town." :)
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.Barry LePatner
...it's our division that makes us sane(r), and their unity that makes them crazy.Ian Shlasko
Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while, you realize you are getting dirty but pig is enjoying it.amitkarnik2211
Ole 'n' Good 'n' 5! :thumbsup:
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I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey. Still a 5 for old times sake...I loved that donkey. :)
In some countries you could be married... do you still has it's phone number? you know... it is never late for love... :rolleyes:
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In some countries you could be married... do you still has it's phone number? you know... it is never late for love... :rolleyes:
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No she broke my heart...it just wouldn't be the same. :)
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No she broke my heart...it just wouldn't be the same. :)
I'm sorry mate... :rose:
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I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey. Still a 5 for old times sake...I loved that donkey. :)
Mike Hankey wrote:
I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey.
Mike, I thought you were old, but not thaaat old.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey.
Mike, I thought you were old, but not thaaat old.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Mike was a gun runner on a donkey.
:laugh: link
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Busted :) I managed to outrun the federales by kicking the donkey in the nads, man could that animal run.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I remember back during the civil war it used to be a donkey.
Mike, I thought you were old, but not thaaat old.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
older n dirt
