My girlfriends going to kill me and it's YOUR fault
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Dylan Kenneally wrote: I think she get's a little jelous of CP in an odd kinda way, cause she doesn't really get it, and she can't see why I get so much enjoyment out of it. From my limited experience I have realised that the female partner feels the need to be involved in the male partners activities. Not for the activity, but for the personal contact with the male partner. They honestly just want to be around us sometimes, strange that. Then, when they find they do not understand the activity enough to even pretend to like it, they loose the personal contact, which is bad. At that point they can do one of two things: Leave you be and satisfy themselves with other activities they do understand. Or they can try to disuade you from the confusing activity, to tear you away, so that they can get you to do knitting, or shopping, or trying on shoes, to satisfy the need for personal contact. The former rarely happens. Maybe you can point out Megan, Lauren, Trollslayer (but maybe use her real name, Elaine, because "Hi honey, meet Trollslayer" probably won't go down well) and the other ladies on CP, form a common contact point for her. Or you could just buy her chocolate, flowers and a diamond ring like benjymous suggested :rolleyes:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...
Paul Watson wrote: Maybe you can point out Megan, Lauren, Trollslayer (but maybe use her real name, Elaine, because "Hi honey, meet Trollslayer" probably won't go down well) and the other ladies on CP, form a common contact point for her. what you mean - 'Look Honey. These are the girls I chat to online rather than spend quality time with you.' yeah right as if that is going to go down well.
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
Tell her that she can either cope with it or not, because you can always slap ol' Mr. One Eye around yourself in the absence of anything better. While she's sitting there trying to think of a response, tell her to get off her lazy ass and get you a beer. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Paul Watson wrote: Maybe you can point out Megan, Lauren, Trollslayer (but maybe use her real name, Elaine, because "Hi honey, meet Trollslayer" probably won't go down well) and the other ladies on CP, form a common contact point for her. what you mean - 'Look Honey. These are the girls I chat to online rather than spend quality time with you.' yeah right as if that is going to go down well.
Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02Shaun Wilde wrote: 'Look Honey. These are the girls I chat to online rather than spend quality time with you.' :laugh: :laugh: Good point. Maybe one should say "CP is great. It even has some women you can talk to, not just guys. I don't ever talk to them though... only you honey, I promise. You are the only woman for me... *presesnts a boquet of roses*" Though technically, any girlfriend or wife who gets jealous of you or any guy on here talking to Megan or Lauren needs to seek therapy. It is not like we can cyber anyone on CP as it is all rather public.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
Perhaps you could give her a few days now and later on get weeks ;) John 3:16
For God so loved the world,
that he gave his only begotten Son ( Jesus Christ ) ,
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
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Dylan Kenneally wrote: Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round? "C++ in 14 days"??? :cool:
If I could find a souvenir / just to prove the world was here [sighist]
peterchen wrote: "C++ in 14 days"??? Better yet..
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
Dylan Kenneally wrote: Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round? Plenty, but none I can discuss in a family friendly forum. :cool: Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen
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Tell her that she can either cope with it or not, because you can always slap ol' Mr. One Eye around yourself in the absence of anything better. While she's sitting there trying to think of a response, tell her to get off her lazy ass and get you a beer. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
Have you ever thought of a career as an Agony Uncle? if(E_NOINTERFACE == pThat->QueryInterface(IID_IUnknown,(void**)&pUnk)) { // I aint no pUnk bitch! }
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Have you ever thought of a career as an Agony Uncle? if(E_NOINTERFACE == pThat->QueryInterface(IID_IUnknown,(void**)&pUnk)) { // I aint no pUnk bitch! }
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What is an "Agony Uncle"? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
The male version of the UK press Agony Aunts, a kind of print version of Oprah etc ad infinitum, ad nauseum. In your case it could means pliers and a blowtorch though, I've seen some of your previous posts.:-D if(E_NOINTERFACE == pThat->QueryInterface(IID_IUnknown,(void**)&pUnk)) { // I aint no pUnk bitch! }
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What is an "Agony Uncle"? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: What is an "Agony Uncle"? Dear Frustrated Outlaw Programmer, An Agony Uncle is the male version of the Agony Aunt. An Agony Aunt is someone that people in emotional agony write letters to to get advice. The Agony Aunt then prints the letters and her replies in a popular magazine. yours truly, Insipiddime Storepsychologist.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...
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Shaun Wilde wrote: 'Look Honey. These are the girls I chat to online rather than spend quality time with you.' :laugh: :laugh: Good point. Maybe one should say "CP is great. It even has some women you can talk to, not just guys. I don't ever talk to them though... only you honey, I promise. You are the only woman for me... *presesnts a boquet of roses*" Though technically, any girlfriend or wife who gets jealous of you or any guy on here talking to Megan or Lauren needs to seek therapy. It is not like we can cyber anyone on CP as it is all rather public.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...
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peterchen wrote: "C++ in 14 days"??? Better yet..
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
Dylan Kenneally wrote: Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round? Coed Naked CP Surfing...:cool: "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
Dylan Kenneally wrote: Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round? Eh... it's Christmas.... Leave the laptop at home and ignore it!!! I think Chris's advice in the newsletter should be followed to the word... All we shoudl be doing is emailing over Christmas!!! Spend all your time with her!!!! :rose: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Dylan Kenneally wrote: Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round? Eh... it's Christmas.... Leave the laptop at home and ignore it!!! I think Chris's advice in the newsletter should be followed to the word... All we shoudl be doing is emailing over Christmas!!! Spend all your time with her!!!! :rose: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
I agree.. -Steven
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
The most sagacious words of advice when dealing with relationships (which I heard a camp this past summer) (they actually word believe me): "Yes dear, I'm sorry I was wrong I love you" -Steven
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Just saved a load of articles and code to read / play with over the Christmas break on to my laptop as I won't have constant net access after today; somehow I don't think my girlfriends going to be too pleased... Thanks to all the authors for keeping me entertained over the break, but if you ever see me in the street with a red haired girl, run for cover.... Anyone got any idea's on how I can bring her round?
Dylan
"In meetings, the person who is least competent usually does the most talking. Talking is a direct substitute for competence, at least in the minds of other people. Five minutes after you leave a meeting, you won't remember what anyone said but you will remember who did most of the talking. Withing a day your mind will translate that into a notion that the talker was unusually knowledgeable" - Scott Adams, Dilbert and the way of the weasel
Dear God. Why don't you people do something else instead of spending countless hours on this forum. There is so much out there, especially real human interaction, that makes life so great. Instead of reading this forum, go get a beer or coffee somewhere and talk to somebody in person. Man, all of the posts on this topic are pretty sad. Sorry if I seem like an ass..but geez, I'd do anything to touch the woman I love rather than pound on this damn keyboard... -dork
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The most sagacious words of advice when dealing with relationships (which I heard a camp this past summer) (they actually word believe me): "Yes dear, I'm sorry I was wrong I love you" -Steven
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404Browser (Efficient, Fast, Secure Web Browser): 404Browser.comSteven Hicks wrote: "Yes dear, I'm sorry I was wrong I love you" So so so so so true!!!!! :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Dear God. Why don't you people do something else instead of spending countless hours on this forum. There is so much out there, especially real human interaction, that makes life so great. Instead of reading this forum, go get a beer or coffee somewhere and talk to somebody in person. Man, all of the posts on this topic are pretty sad. Sorry if I seem like an ass..but geez, I'd do anything to touch the woman I love rather than pound on this damn keyboard... -dork
dorkshoe wrote: instead of spending countless hours on this forum. Bob is going to get mad at you for saying that, you might want to run.. dorkshoe wrote: real human interaction WHAT??? what is that? I thought this was interaction: http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script[^] dorkshoe wrote: 'd do anything to touch the woman I love rather than pound on this damn keyboard... Same here. -Steven
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