Weekend Plans?
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Alas, no. If the trees weren't spinning around me so wildly, I might have been able to aim better.
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
Tie the room down. Seriously; lie on the floor with a rope tied between your ankle and the door handle. It works! Think about it: when you are *that* drunk, everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning... Trust me, if you are drunk enough to try it, your ear canals are drunk enough to believe it. (But have a bucket handy)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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wizardzz wrote:
maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
You do stand up? Any good? I plan on chilling out with the family. Maybe work on the yard a bit.
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Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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My lease ends on Tuesday. I will be moving the final 5 or so boxes into a storage unit tonight and this weekend I'll be cleaning non-stop. Though, I do have 2 bottles of wine I won't be putting in a hot storage unit (which does not allow alcohol anyway), so I might have a really good time cleaning. :-D Not sure what I'm going to do with the bottles of rum and vodka. I am certainly not going to drink them after the balcony puking incident last weekend. X|
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
balcony puking incident
This happened to me a few months ago as well, but mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Reputationator.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Clean up the yard and make repairs to the house from yet another string of the storms that just blew through town. :( Then drink beer :beer: and drink more beer :beer: :-D :beer: Have a great weekend!!! :)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Going to the Renaissance Festival! :-D I look forward to it all year, been going every year for about 10 years now.
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Yeah, I often just walk around looking at people's houses as well. It's relaxing until the police arrive... :sigh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
balcony puking incident
This happened to me a few months ago as well, but mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
It happened to my Mother the last time she came to visit us. She blamed the steak and kidney pie Michelle cooked. Not the bottle of Baileys she drank. Oh no - she never drank alcohol...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Tie the room down. Seriously; lie on the floor with a rope tied between your ankle and the door handle. It works! Think about it: when you are *that* drunk, everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning... Trust me, if you are drunk enough to try it, your ear canals are drunk enough to believe it. (But have a bucket handy)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
...everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning...
Quite possibly the most intelligent thing I have ever read. Edit: No sarcasm was intended by this.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Going to the one in Bristol Wisconsin? Need a wizardzz in your crew?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
If all else fails, tell the panda joke. :laugh: :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah, I often just walk around looking at people's houses as well. It's relaxing until the police arrive... :sigh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Ohhh, you're stepping on my turf with that! :)
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Care to elaborate?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
It's a CP article I'm writing that illustrates a for-Codeproject app that scrapes your profile page to gather your rep scores every day (via a windows service), and stores those values to a sql database. There is a separate winforms app that shows your rep scores in a chart, and can show projections based on current points-earning trends. I've got the Windows service part done, and am currently working on the Winforms app. I currently have about a week's worth of data stored for myself (had to gather that so I could test with real data). Unlike CPAM, this app will be applicable to everyone because everyone has rep points.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
According to the posted link, you're currently on version 0. What happened to version 1?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Here you'll get shot for doing that
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
balcony puking incident
This happened to me a few months ago as well, but mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
Colin Mullikin wrote:
mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs
Mine was caused by some wine and about 5 different kinds of beer. That was one very fun game of Cranium, especially when I had to act out the word "missionary". I was also told I headbutted my friend in the ear, but I only remember pretending to.
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
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...same deal in Texas.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
