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Ironically, smokers are the only species in the world who shell out money to buy diseases. Here's what George Bernad Shaw said about cigarette - "Tobacco rolled into a piece of paper with fire on one side and a fool on the other side."
Shameel wrote:
smokers are the only species in the world who shell out money to buy diseases.
Apart from People who consume alcohol, People who eat Fast Food, People who go to Gyms, People who go on foreign holidays, People who pay for fluoridated drinking water etc. All Generalisations are always wrong, including this one!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Shameel wrote:
smokers are the only species in the world who shell out money to buy diseases.
Apart from People who consume alcohol, People who eat Fast Food, People who go to Gyms, People who go on foreign holidays, People who pay for fluoridated drinking water etc. All Generalisations are always wrong, including this one!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Shameel wrote:
smokers are the only species in the world who shell out money to buy diseases.
Apart from People who consume alcohol, People who eat Fast Food, People who go to Gyms, People who go on foreign holidays, People who pay for fluoridated drinking water etc. All Generalisations are always wrong, including this one!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
You forgot those two major killers you also have to pay for: jogging and drug addiction. I hate all generalizations.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Time to buy an umbrella, I guess. :)
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Ironically, smokers are the only species in the world who shell out money to buy diseases. Here's what George Bernad Shaw said about cigarette - "Tobacco rolled into a piece of paper with fire on one side and a fool on the other side."
And even more ironically, you are a bit blind on one eye. :) What about those who invest every cent in booze? In drugs? Or even stuff themselves with food until they look like the marshmellow man? There certainly are more ways to be foolish.
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You forgot those two major killers you also have to pay for: jogging and drug addiction. I hate all generalizations.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
jogging and drug addiction
Jogging drug addicts are a hazard.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Shameel wrote:
smokers are the only species in the world who shell out money to buy diseases.
Apart from People who consume alcohol, People who eat Fast Food, People who go to Gyms, People who go on foreign holidays, People who pay for fluoridated drinking water etc. All Generalisations are always wrong, including this one!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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And even more ironically, you are a bit blind on one eye. :) What about those who invest every cent in booze? In drugs? Or even stuff themselves with food until they look like the marshmellow man? There certainly are more ways to be foolish.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi
