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    Some people are pretty stupid: clickety[^]

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      Some people are pretty stupid: clickety[^]

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      Certainly no bright spark. /ravi

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        Certainly no bright spark. /ravi

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        What's the Current situation?

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          What's the Current situation?

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          Ravi Bhavnani
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          Watts that you say? /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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            Watts that you say? /ravi

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            Dalek Dave
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            Trust you to Pylon the puns!

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              Some people are pretty stupid: clickety[^]

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              lewax00
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              And now burning myself by discharging a flashbulb capacitor into my finger doesn't seem so bad :)(they hold a charge much longer than you'd think...)

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                Trust you to Pylon the puns!

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                Marc A Brown
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                Shouldn't we resist keeping up this thread's continuity?

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                  Trust you to Pylon the puns!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Colin Mullikin
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                  Ohm man, that was a good one. :-D

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                    Trust you to Pylon the puns!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Gregory Gadow
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                    My tolerance for puns is reaching capacitance.

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                      My tolerance for puns is reaching capacitance.

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                      Richard A Dalton
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                      Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                      My tolerance for puns is reaching capacitance.

                      Some of them are pretty shocking all right. -Richard

                      Hit any user to continue.

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                        My tolerance for puns is reaching capacitance.

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                        You need to develop a resistance.

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                          Trust you to Pylon the puns!

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                          lewax00
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                          Reading all these puns really hertz my head...

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                            And now burning myself by discharging a flashbulb capacitor into my finger doesn't seem so bad :)(they hold a charge much longer than you'd think...)

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                            Hmm, capacitors. When I was a radio tech in the Air Force, I maintained, among other things, a collection of 1kw HF transmitters. Most maintenance was just swapping out power supplies, as these often blew. The power supply slid out at the bottom of the unit, and was about 20cm by 20cm square, and about 50cm long. They weighed about 50kg, so you slid one nearly out, then grabbed it, from the top, around the bottom, and staggered quickly to the workbench about 10m away. For 1kw of RF power, the DC power supply rectifying diodes had terminals around 7mm thick, and you can imagine the size of the smoothing capacitors, a bit smaller than a coke can. One day as I took the full weight of one of these babies, I discovered that those smoothing capacitor's exposed their terminals at the underneath of the PSU module, and these were pressing into my hand with some pressure, and discharging very slowly, but I could do nothing except try and make for the workbench a lot quicker.

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                              Some people are pretty stupid: clickety[^]

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                              gavindon
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                              This exact scenario has happened more than once. I guess the thieves don't read the news(maybe to stupid to read?) to realize that a few other morons have already failed and died at attempting to remove copper from live power stations... Or maybe they are so stupid they think the laws of physics(ie.. high voltage vs human body) don't apply to them like it does the other morons that have died.

                              Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                                Hmm, capacitors. When I was a radio tech in the Air Force, I maintained, among other things, a collection of 1kw HF transmitters. Most maintenance was just swapping out power supplies, as these often blew. The power supply slid out at the bottom of the unit, and was about 20cm by 20cm square, and about 50cm long. They weighed about 50kg, so you slid one nearly out, then grabbed it, from the top, around the bottom, and staggered quickly to the workbench about 10m away. For 1kw of RF power, the DC power supply rectifying diodes had terminals around 7mm thick, and you can imagine the size of the smoothing capacitors, a bit smaller than a coke can. One day as I took the full weight of one of these babies, I discovered that those smoothing capacitor's exposed their terminals at the underneath of the PSU module, and these were pressing into my hand with some pressure, and discharging very slowly, but I could do nothing except try and make for the workbench a lot quicker.

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                                Brady Kelly wrote:

                                but I could do nothing except try and make for the workbench a lot quicker.

                                its funny the things that can make a human being move faster than ever before. :laugh: Try getting tapped by an electric fence(the high voltage livestock version). You would make that Bolt character look like a lame old man on a walker.

                                Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                                  Trust you to Pylon the puns!

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                                  Gary Wheeler
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                                  Maybe we should take a pole to reduce the high tension here.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Hmm, capacitors. When I was a radio tech in the Air Force, I maintained, among other things, a collection of 1kw HF transmitters. Most maintenance was just swapping out power supplies, as these often blew. The power supply slid out at the bottom of the unit, and was about 20cm by 20cm square, and about 50cm long. They weighed about 50kg, so you slid one nearly out, then grabbed it, from the top, around the bottom, and staggered quickly to the workbench about 10m away. For 1kw of RF power, the DC power supply rectifying diodes had terminals around 7mm thick, and you can imagine the size of the smoothing capacitors, a bit smaller than a coke can. One day as I took the full weight of one of these babies, I discovered that those smoothing capacitor's exposed their terminals at the underneath of the PSU module, and these were pressing into my hand with some pressure, and discharging very slowly, but I could do nothing except try and make for the workbench a lot quicker.

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                                    RTek23
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                                    Oh man, that's classic. I can feel the pain from here. Ever try charging a cap with a meggar and chucking at some unfortunate soul....me neither :laugh:

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                                      Some people are pretty stupid: clickety[^]

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                                      We had a guy here that was killed last night while trying to steal copper from a roof-mounted air conditioner - that was on at the time. Several melted tools were found in the immediate vicinity. Apparently, he tried to cut through a 480-vot power line with hand tools.

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                                        Oh man, that's classic. I can feel the pain from here. Ever try charging a cap with a meggar and chucking at some unfortunate soul....me neither :laugh:

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                                        lewax00
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                                        I was tempted to charge one back up and get one of my room mates to grab it. :laugh: but I figured one person adding a new hole to themselves was enough for one day...but today is a new day!

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                                          You need to develop a resistance.

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                                          Gregory Gadow
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                                          viaducting wrote:

                                          You need to develop a resistance.

                                          Think happy thoughts.... Think happy thoughts.... Ohmmmmmmm....

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