If you were crazy wealthy
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That reminded me of this prank[^].
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If you were crazy wealthy which would you do? a) Buy a gold plated yacht[^] b) Hire a construction crew to dig your name into the sand of your private beach so that it's visible from space[^]
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digital man wrote:
I, of course, would simply buy a solid gold Rolls Royce Phantom... :)
Come on, admit it, you'd have your name officially changed to Kylie Mionogue.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
No, I'd rather be pu... never mind, not even older brother safe. :-)
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Which one? There were two Erikas [at the same time] that I dated. I referred to them as Little Erika and Big Erika. Guess who had the hooters?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Sorry to be so long in replying but, perhaps foolishly, I searched for big erika and it's taken me some while to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Sorry to be so long in replying but, perhaps foolishly, I searched for big erika and it's taken me some while to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Lovely girl. Brains of a cantaloupe, but legs and other stuff...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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If you were crazy wealthy which would you do? a) Buy a gold plated yacht[^] b) Hire a construction crew to dig your name into the sand of your private beach so that it's visible from space[^]
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Sorry to be so long in replying but, perhaps foolishly, I searched for big erika and it's taken me some while to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Lovely girl. Brains of a cantaloupe, but legs and other stuff...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Lovely girl. Brains of a cantaloupe,
And lousy taste in men. ;P
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Google images, safe search off, Big Erika and Little Erika could not possible yield more different responses. I can only conclude that Big Erika was filth.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Nothing like a little horse-play. That's what I always say[^].
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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If you were crazy wealthy which would you do? a) Buy a gold plated yacht[^] b) Hire a construction crew to dig your name into the sand of your private beach so that it's visible from space[^]
I’ll spend every penny in research labs for: 0. More efficient nuclear reactors or even better Thorium reactors or fusion based such. 1. More efficient batteries. 2. Space engines based on plasma/fusion materials not the current unusable for space exploration/mining chemical rockets. 3. New foods. 4. Will buy the old Privateer franchise and will create Privateer III super game hybrid between Privateer and Mass Effect. 5. Medical researches. 6. Extremely efficient and fast trains and catamaran passengers super ships. 7. Babes. 8. Babes. 9. Women. The last three are going to be a personal research projects – highly funded.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Lovely girl. Brains of a cantaloupe,
And lousy taste in men. ;P
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
And lousy taste in men.
I know, I met her husband!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Google images, safe search off, Big Erika and Little Erika could not possible yield more different responses. I can only conclude that Big Erika was filth.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
I can only conclude that Big Erika was filth.
Nail. Head. Hit. ;)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I’ll spend every penny in research labs for: 0. More efficient nuclear reactors or even better Thorium reactors or fusion based such. 1. More efficient batteries. 2. Space engines based on plasma/fusion materials not the current unusable for space exploration/mining chemical rockets. 3. New foods. 4. Will buy the old Privateer franchise and will create Privateer III super game hybrid between Privateer and Mass Effect. 5. Medical researches. 6. Extremely efficient and fast trains and catamaran passengers super ships. 7. Babes. 8. Babes. 9. Women. The last three are going to be a personal research projects – highly funded.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
7. Babes.
8. Babes.
9. Women.Have you met Erika?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You could do b) with little more than the funds to buy some weed killer and a spray bottle. Find your nearest large open space and voilà
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
funds to buy some weed killer
Or some killer weed and you'd at least think you could see your name from space.
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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Howard Hughes was crazy and wealthy and he was a recluse. He died a miserable man. I would never wish to be that wealthy. I only wish to have enough to live comfortably and enough to leave to my children.
----------------------------- Just along for the ride. the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef. - DaveAuld -----------------------------
Slacker007 wrote:
I only wish to have enough to live comfortably and enough to leave to my children
What's stopping you from leaving them now?
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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I’ll spend every penny in research labs for: 0. More efficient nuclear reactors or even better Thorium reactors or fusion based such. 1. More efficient batteries. 2. Space engines based on plasma/fusion materials not the current unusable for space exploration/mining chemical rockets. 3. New foods. 4. Will buy the old Privateer franchise and will create Privateer III super game hybrid between Privateer and Mass Effect. 5. Medical researches. 6. Extremely efficient and fast trains and catamaran passengers super ships. 7. Babes. 8. Babes. 9. Women. The last three are going to be a personal research projects – highly funded.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
More efficient batteries.
More efficient super capacitors!
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
More efficient batteries.
More efficient super capacitors!
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
You’re hired!
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
7. Babes.
8. Babes.
9. Women.Have you met Erika?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Who the hell is Erika and how big her eyes are?
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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I’ll spend every penny in research labs for: 0. More efficient nuclear reactors or even better Thorium reactors or fusion based such. 1. More efficient batteries. 2. Space engines based on plasma/fusion materials not the current unusable for space exploration/mining chemical rockets. 3. New foods. 4. Will buy the old Privateer franchise and will create Privateer III super game hybrid between Privateer and Mass Effect. 5. Medical researches. 6. Extremely efficient and fast trains and catamaran passengers super ships. 7. Babes. 8. Babes. 9. Women. The last three are going to be a personal research projects – highly funded.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
7. Babes.
8. Babes.
9. Women.If you just put babes then I would be Okay with this. However, you put babes and women, so I have to ask, what do you mean by "babes"? ;)
----------------------------- Just along for the ride. the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef. - DaveAuld -----------------------------
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Who the hell is Erika and how big her eyes are?
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Deyan Georgiev wrote:
Who the hell is Erika and how big her eyes are?
She's Big Erika[^] to her friends and IIRC her eyes where huge. To be honest, I didn't spend a lot of time looking at her eyes. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
