Strangest Thing You Have Ever Been Asked?
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Once, during sex, the girl in question said "Stop, stop, stop". I paused and inquired what was wrong. She said "What's your name?" I told her. She said "OK, carry on".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
She said "OK, carry on".
No no, she said, "Oh, good - I forgot you were my brother for a moment there." ;P
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Tonight, I was asked (by a stranger on an elevator) "dude, you know where I can get laid around here; like a hooker or somethin'?" What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked? Edit: I wrote "think" instead of "thing". :doh: *grumbles*
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
Bloody hell instead of coming here and wittering on about it you could have told me!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Tonight, I was asked (by a stranger on an elevator) "dude, you know where I can get laid around here; like a hooker or somethin'?" What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked? Edit: I wrote "think" instead of "thing". :doh: *grumbles*
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
dude, you know where I can get laid around here
Maybe he was trying to pick you up in some twisted way.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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Tonight, I was asked (by a stranger on an elevator) "dude, you know where I can get laid around here; like a hooker or somethin'?" What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked? Edit: I wrote "think" instead of "thing". :doh: *grumbles*
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
Strangest thing I was ever asked? I was on the road and in a bar in Alexandria, VA and a guy asked me if I liked older woman. I was in my early 40s and said sure but depends on the woman. He points to a 70 year old woman and says how about her? Not that old says I, you? He was my age and explained how appreciative they were, etc.. About an hour later they left together.
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walterhevedeich wrote:
Just curious. What was your answer? How much did you charge?
FTFY. :laugh:
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Tonight, I was asked (by a stranger on an elevator) "dude, you know where I can get laid around here; like a hooker or somethin'?" What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked? Edit: I wrote "think" instead of "thing". :doh: *grumbles*
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
The strangest question I've ever been asked was, "OK, I get that it's uncomfortable, but which one is MORE uncomfortable - the hand in the front or the hand in the back?" - Sincerely, weirdo-in-the-department-store.
modified on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:38 AM
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Did you understand him at the time? Countered the 1 vote. Who have you upset now?
The best things in life are not things.
Richard MacCutchan wrote:
Did you understand him at the time?
Oh yes. I said I wished to love and protect her.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Richard MacCutchan wrote:
Did you understand him at the time?
Oh yes. I said I wished to love and protect her.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Tonight, I was asked (by a stranger on an elevator) "dude, you know where I can get laid around here; like a hooker or somethin'?" What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked? Edit: I wrote "think" instead of "thing". :doh: *grumbles*
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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ChrisElston wrote:
She said "OK, carry on".
No no, she said, "Oh, good - I forgot you were my brother for a moment there." ;P
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
No no, she said, "Oh, good - I forgot you were my brother for a moment there."
;-P:laugh: :laugh: That's quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen you post!!
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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Strangest thing I was ever asked? I was on the road and in a bar in Alexandria, VA and a guy asked me if I liked older woman. I was in my early 40s and said sure but depends on the woman. He points to a 70 year old woman and says how about her? Not that old says I, you? He was my age and explained how appreciative they were, etc.. About an hour later they left together.
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You know why young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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You know why young men like old women? Because they don't yell, swell or tell!!
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
Good point.
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Just curious. What was your answer?
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"No, but best of luck."
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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A US sailor once asked me in Sydney where the nearest brothel was. I didn't know but pointed him towards our red light area, the guy practically sprinted away in the direction I gave him. Strangest question I can think of though was being asked if my twin sons were Siamese twins.
You should have answered, "No, they're American."
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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You do seem to attract strange folk, now do you? Nice to hear you didn't give in again to your flight instinct. Of course in an elevator that should have proven to to be nearly impossible. :doh: I forgot the escape hatch! :-D
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
the escape hatch
Damn, I wish I thought of that.
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
You do seem to attract strange folk, now do you
I save the really weird stories for my closest friends (I've got some doozies).
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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Bloody hell instead of coming here and wittering on about it you could have told me!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I thought you already had all the connections you need. ;)
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
dude, you know where I can get laid around here
Maybe he was trying to pick you up in some twisted way.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
It would not be the first time. :((
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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Strangest thing I was ever asked? I was on the road and in a bar in Alexandria, VA and a guy asked me if I liked older woman. I was in my early 40s and said sure but depends on the woman. He points to a 70 year old woman and says how about her? Not that old says I, you? He was my age and explained how appreciative they were, etc.. About an hour later they left together.
0x2B || ~0x2B
Sounds like he was interested in finding another dude to join him and his mom the older lady. :~
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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The strangest question I've ever been asked was, "OK, I get that it's uncomfortable, but which one is MORE uncomfortable - the hand in the front or the hand in the back?" - Sincerely, weirdo-in-the-department-store.
modified on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:38 AM
Hopefully idle chatter about the best spooning position (with some third party). :~
Martin Fowler wrote:
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
No no, she said, "Oh, good - I forgot you were my brother for a moment there."
;-P:laugh: :laugh: That's quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen you post!!
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
_Damian S_ wrote:
That's quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen you post!!
:( I've posted much funnier stuff before!