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  • L Lost User

    Fag is indeed slang for a cigarette. It is also a junior boy who acts as a servant to a senior boy at posh boarding schools. A tab can also be a cigarette, or an ear, or LSD.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    Lost User
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    Or a record of money owed in a bar.

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    • L Lost User

      That is Gay

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      LittleYellowBird
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      Pansy! ;P *I can't believe I am calling you that, I haven't said that to someone since I was about 6! :laugh: *

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      • L Lost User

        It seems some poo pusher was offended by my use of the word gay when discussing Chris' shithouse UI changes of late. Fucking dung punchers.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        I said the word 'Tits' yesterday, and that caused the message to get moved also.

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        • Q QuiJohn

          It is widely considered, here in the states, that equating "gay" with "bad" is insulting to those who are gay. Of course people are free to use it that way, but they are usually 14 year old boys who eventually grow out of it. To each his own, I did not downvote you on that one. This message, however, is useless drivel that has no place in the lounge, in my opinion. If it's not abuse, I don't know what is.

          And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          David Kentley wrote:

          This message, however, is useless drivel

          Exactly what the Lounge is for. Go find a sensible thread and I'll send you three of 'Enry's éclairs.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            Pansy! ;P *I can't believe I am calling you that, I haven't said that to someone since I was about 6! :laugh: *

            Ali

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Alison P wrote:

            I haven't said that to someone since I was about 6!

            About 5 years then ;P


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • S Slacker007

              So many meaning to choose from. However, I think I will pass on the junior servant boys and the LSD. :)

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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              Slacker007 wrote:

              I think I will pass on the junior servant boys and the LSD

              As the actress said to the bishop ... or was it the bishop to the actress? :confused: :-D

              Ali

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              • S Slacker007

                I think it's gay that the doctor told me I can't smoke a fag anymore.

                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Smoke some ham instead.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • L Lost User

                  I said the word 'Tits' yesterday, and that caused the message to get moved also.

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  Indeed, my 'tits' were moved to the Soapbox and I didn't feel a thing! :rolleyes: *I'm going to get in trouble for that one arn't I?*

                  Ali

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                  • L Lost User

                    I said the word 'Tits' yesterday, and that caused the message to get moved also.

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                    Lost User
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                    The word 'bi' got a message voted into oblivion if I recall correctly.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    • L Lost User

                      The word 'bi' got a message voted into oblivion if I recall correctly.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      That's a good point, I had forgotten that one.

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        Pansy! ;P *I can't believe I am calling you that, I haven't said that to someone since I was about 6! :laugh: *

                        Ali

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                        Reminds me of my favourite joke from when I was six; Me: Are you a bender tied to a tree? Other child: No. Me: (running away) AARGH. BENDER ON THE LOOSE.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        • L Lost User

                          I said the word 'Tits' yesterday, and that caused the message to get moved also.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          No. You said TITS and TITS. It was the two TITS that did it.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            No. You said TITS and TITS. It was the two TITS that did it.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            LittleYellowBird
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                            Well one TIT would just be weird! :rolleyes:

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                            • L Lost User

                              Reminds me of my favourite joke from when I was six; Me: Are you a bender tied to a tree? Other child: No. Me: (running away) AARGH. BENDER ON THE LOOSE.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Maybe by the time we got too 8 it became: If [name gayest boy in the class] climbed on your back, would you leave him there or toss him off? :laugh: :laugh:


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • L LittleYellowBird

                                Well one TIT would just be weird! :rolleyes:

                                Ali

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Ah, that depends on the tit. :rose:

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                                • Q QuiJohn

                                  It is widely considered, here in the states, that equating "gay" with "bad" is insulting to those who are gay. Of course people are free to use it that way, but they are usually 14 year old boys who eventually grow out of it. To each his own, I did not downvote you on that one. This message, however, is useless drivel that has no place in the lounge, in my opinion. If it's not abuse, I don't know what is.

                                  And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"

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                                  Lost User
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                                  David Kentley wrote:

                                  Dribble, dribble, waaaa, waaaaaaaaIt is widely

                                  Basically Dave, go and get fucked, you sad little man.

                                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                  • S Slacker007

                                    I think it's gay that the doctor told me I can't smoke a fag anymore.

                                    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                                    Slacker007 wrote:

                                    I think it's gay that the doctor told me I can't smoke a fag anymore.

                                    I hope that wasn't a gay fag.

                                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      I believe that is known as a 'daisy chain'.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Or the Human Centipede!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        Ah, that depends on the tit. :rose:

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                                        Indeed. I am sure everyone has a favourite amongst each pair they know.

                                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          I said the word 'Tits' yesterday, and that caused the message to get moved also.

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                                          Ᵽompey wrote:

                                          I said the word 'Tits' yesterday, and that caused the message to get moved also.

                                          As we all know, it should be, Big Badacious Tatas.

                                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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