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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
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If his stop is the terminus of the service then he should drink until falling asleep.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Not a bad idea! :-D
ChrisElston wrote:
his stop is the terminus of the service
I'm not sure!
Ali
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Not a bad idea! :-D
ChrisElston wrote:
his stop is the terminus of the service
I'm not sure!
Ali
Alison P wrote:
Not a bad idea! :-D
ChrisElston wrote:
his stop is the terminus of the service
I'm not sure!
Even better! If it's not then it's up and down the track like a pissed Thomas.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Lounging?
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Play the nutter game. Sit next to a random passenger and ask a question like "Do you like peas?" If they answer yes go off on a "I've been collecting them for years! I've got some from ...".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Train spotting?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
If he has a mobile, have him join CP and visit the lounge. [tongue planted firmly in cheek]...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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If he has a mobile, have him join CP and visit the lounge. [tongue planted firmly in cheek]...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
I think this many geeks would scare him! :-D :laugh: * Although we all know it really cool here obviously :cool: *
Ali
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Play the nutter game. Sit next to a random passenger and ask a question like "Do you like peas?" If they answer yes go off on a "I've been collecting them for years! I've got some from ...".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Always good :thumbsup:
Ali
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Alison P wrote:
A friend is bored on a long train journey,
Sounds to me like he's have fun already...
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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I think this many geeks would scare him! :-D :laugh: * Although we all know it really cool here obviously :cool: *
Ali
Why else would we hang out here... :doh:
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Could make a mockumentry on how the journey is very boring. However that could contradict itself coz making a mockumentry would make the journey interesting. But its mockumentry, so...
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Alison P wrote:
A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself?
You could discuss the CPFL and how you are at the top of it? You can show-off by saying how in-depth your cricket knowledge is and how you've picked the best players so far.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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Play the nutter game. Sit next to a random passenger and ask a question like "Do you like peas?" If they answer yes go off on a "I've been collecting them for years! I've got some from ...".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The only problem with that is when you get the answer "Yes! I've been collecting them for years! I've got some from ..."
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Alison P wrote:
A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself?
You could discuss the CPFL and how you are at the top of it? You can show-off by saying how in-depth your cricket knowledge is and how you've picked the best players so far.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
He doesn't like cricket! :rolleyes: ... and he's not on CP ... actually did I say he was a friend? Hmm... thinking!
Ali
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Train spotting?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Not exactly a challenge, from the inside. How about Zebra spotting instead? Ok, it's going to be difficult to read the serial number as the train speeds along, but you could always take a picture and scan the barcode later...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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A friend is bored on a long train journey, what can he do to entertain himself? Ali
Tell your friend to alert the conductor of a strange unattended package... when the conductor tells your friend it is another passenger, your friend should reply with one of the following remarks... 1. I think your job has started to effect your judgement. 2. So if I poke it then it won't blow up? 3. Why are there other people on my train? 4. Why are there other people on my plane???
My opinions are right, and yours are wrong! (or at least that is my opinion)
