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  • W wizardzz

    Does this picture make you feel funny, too? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D61120900000578-853_472x707.jpg[^] But I feel she is missing something...

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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    Is that the new Page 3?

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    • W wizardzz

      Does this picture make you feel funny, too? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D61120900000578-853_472x707.jpg[^] But I feel she is missing something...

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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      Clickety[^](Soapbox post) Sorry for the hijacking EDIT -------------------- Admitted my mistake

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      • W wizardzz

        Does this picture make you feel funny, too? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D61120900000578-853_472x707.jpg[^] But I feel she is missing something...

        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        I would.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          I would.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          Dalek Dave
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          If she'd let you!

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            I would.

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            digital man wrote:

            I would.

            Stick a wig on a hoover and you'd say yes. :-D


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              If she'd let you!

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Can't see why not: It's not like I'm from Luton...

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                digital man wrote:

                I would.

                Stick a wig on a hoover and you'd say yes. :-D


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                Sorry, would decline, no pulse...

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Sorry, would decline, no pulse...

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  digital man wrote:

                  no pulse...

                  Switch it on then ;)


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    digital man wrote:

                    no pulse...

                    Switch it on then ;)


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    :thumbsup: Funny: worth a 5.

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Does this picture make you feel funny, too? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D61120900000578-853_472x707.jpg[^] But I feel she is missing something...

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                      wizardzz wrote:

                      But I feel she is missing something...

                      Beyond the obvious - either a completely absent weapon, or, assuming the gun would be in a holster on her strong (right) side, hidden from view on that hip - she's missing adequate body armor (given a reasonably skill marksman). However, in the UK, nobody's allowed to have guns, so that would make her pretty much invinvible (and kinda hot). However, from a rifleman's point of view, she wouldn't be considered an immediate threat, so I'd be looking for more dangerous individuals to dispatch to the great doughnut factory in the sky. Remember, cops aren't there to protect you - they're there to follow orders from politicians. Do you trust politicians?

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        wizardzz wrote:

                        But I feel she is missing something...

                        Beyond the obvious - either a completely absent weapon, or, assuming the gun would be in a holster on her strong (right) side, hidden from view on that hip - she's missing adequate body armor (given a reasonably skill marksman). However, in the UK, nobody's allowed to have guns, so that would make her pretty much invinvible (and kinda hot). However, from a rifleman's point of view, she wouldn't be considered an immediate threat, so I'd be looking for more dangerous individuals to dispatch to the great doughnut factory in the sky. Remember, cops aren't there to protect you - they're there to follow orders from politicians. Do you trust politicians?

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        wizardzz
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                        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D5EAF6500000578-533_470x707.jpg[^] this image confirms the lack of firearms on right side. I don't think that armor is intended to stop a bullet, maybe just the vest. Great observations!

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                        • W wizardzz

                          http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/10/article-2024203-0D5EAF6500000578-533_470x707.jpg[^] this image confirms the lack of firearms on right side. I don't think that armor is intended to stop a bullet, maybe just the vest. Great observations!

                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                          STOP! Or I shall yell Stop again.

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            wizardzz wrote:

                            But I feel she is missing something...

                            Beyond the obvious - either a completely absent weapon, or, assuming the gun would be in a holster on her strong (right) side, hidden from view on that hip - she's missing adequate body armor (given a reasonably skill marksman). However, in the UK, nobody's allowed to have guns, so that would make her pretty much invinvible (and kinda hot). However, from a rifleman's point of view, she wouldn't be considered an immediate threat, so I'd be looking for more dangerous individuals to dispatch to the great doughnut factory in the sky. Remember, cops aren't there to protect you - they're there to follow orders from politicians. Do you trust politicians?

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            Gary Kirkham
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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            Remember, cops aren't there to protect you

                            When seconds count, the cops are minutes away.

                            Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              Remember, cops aren't there to protect you

                              When seconds count, the cops are minutes away.

                              Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read

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                              realJSOP
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                              I carry a gun because cops are too heavy.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                I carry a gun because cops are too heavy.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                Gary Kirkham
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                                ...and probably less effective. On a lighter note, I bought a Springfield "Mil-Spec" .45 a few months ago. The price was right and overall I like the gun, but I did put a C&S trigger kit in...made a big difference. Next thing may be to replace the virtually nonexistent sights.

                                Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read

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                                  wizardzz wrote:

                                  But I feel she is missing something...

                                  Beyond the obvious - either a completely absent weapon, or, assuming the gun would be in a holster on her strong (right) side, hidden from view on that hip - she's missing adequate body armor (given a reasonably skill marksman). However, in the UK, nobody's allowed to have guns, so that would make her pretty much invinvible (and kinda hot). However, from a rifleman's point of view, she wouldn't be considered an immediate threat, so I'd be looking for more dangerous individuals to dispatch to the great doughnut factory in the sky. Remember, cops aren't there to protect you - they're there to follow orders from politicians. Do you trust politicians?

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  Wjousts
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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  she's missing adequate body armor

                                  I suspect you'll find that's a stab vest not a bullet-proof vest. British police often wear a stab vest because being shot at is a much less likely danger.

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                                    ...and probably less effective. On a lighter note, I bought a Springfield "Mil-Spec" .45 a few months ago. The price was right and overall I like the gun, but I did put a C&S trigger kit in...made a big difference. Next thing may be to replace the virtually nonexistent sights.

                                    Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read

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                                    I have a Springer G.I. that was "massaged" by their Custom Shop. Internal deburring, fitted match barrel bushing, polished feedramp, trigger job, ejection port lowered/flared (like the Milspec), and three-dot Novak Sights. I think it's a better pistol than anything you can get off the shelf because a qualified smith gave it the once-over. Over 4000 rounds later, not a single malfunction, and dead-nuts accurate besides. I also have a RIA FS-Tactical that I haven't shot yet. However, i did rerplace the FLGR and the ambi-safety with standard parts. Once of these days (probably sometime in October/November), I'll take it out and shred some paper with it. :)

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      I have a Springer G.I. that was "massaged" by their Custom Shop. Internal deburring, fitted match barrel bushing, polished feedramp, trigger job, ejection port lowered/flared (like the Milspec), and three-dot Novak Sights. I think it's a better pistol than anything you can get off the shelf because a qualified smith gave it the once-over. Over 4000 rounds later, not a single malfunction, and dead-nuts accurate besides. I also have a RIA FS-Tactical that I haven't shot yet. However, i did rerplace the FLGR and the ambi-safety with standard parts. Once of these days (probably sometime in October/November), I'll take it out and shred some paper with it. :)

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Gary Kirkham
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                                      I may do some more "massaging" on mine at some point. I had put quite a bit of money into my Gold Cup years ago before it got stolen. It would drive tacks. Damn shame. I doubt I will put that much into this one. I did buy a pea-shooter recently (Ruger LCP), but I haven't had a chance to shoot it yet.

                                      Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read

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