Ugliest website candidate?
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Given the content is useful, but intent doesn't hide ugliness. Do you cut chubby girls slack if they drink Diet Coke?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
wizardzz wrote:
Do you cut chubby girls slack if they drink Diet Coke?
Only if they upsize the fries.
I couldn't find that f'ing thing that peels the carrots and potatoes so I asked the kids if they've seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday.
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Here's my nomination: Screenshot of Havenworks.com[^] Warning: 37 MB screenshot Unfortunately, the site, as captured above, no longer exists. From: Worst web sites of 2008[^]
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Okay, that one wins, hands downs. That is the worst website I have ever seen. X| It would have been really funny if the html source code for it was perfectly formatted and pristine, but for some reason I doubt that. :laugh: :laugh:
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Actually, reminds me of the webpages from the 90's. not bad attempt though. has the feel of student or engineer. [edit] as much as I can take a good joke, giggle, zinger, jab. I wrote this just after I woke up. got to admit, good for a giggle. will have to have my coffee before I post from now on.
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modified on Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:59 PM
Webpages in the 80's? Surely these were just in your head!
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Webpages in the 80's? Surely these were just in your head!
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
I stand corrected Wizard, :) I was waking up when posting. shoulda just been the 90's ish.
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
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http://www.databaseanswers.org/[^] I know yesterday we flamed a design company's website for being unusable, but at least it was 'kinda perty'. This one is probably difficult for the colorblind / impaired.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
Blue/green to differentiate between items X|
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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wizardzz wrote:
Do you cut chubby girls slack if they drink Diet Coke?
No, he cut's them slack when he drinks a lot of beer. ;P
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Actually, reminds me of the webpages from the 90's. not bad attempt though. has the feel of student or engineer. [edit] as much as I can take a good joke, giggle, zinger, jab. I wrote this just after I woke up. got to admit, good for a giggle. will have to have my coffee before I post from now on.
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
modified on Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:59 PM
NightJammer wrote:
Actually, reminds me of the webpages from the 80's and 90's.
Reminds me of a job candidate at a place I worked in 1996, claiming 10 years experience of web page design. Must've been you ;)
And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"
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Given the content is useful, but intent doesn't hide ugliness. Do you cut chubby girls slack if they drink Diet Coke?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
wizardzz wrote:
Do you cut chubby girls slack if they drink Diet Coke?
You have some good one liners. :) Remember us when you make it to the big time. By the way, any gigs this weekend? Videos maybe?
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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wizardzz wrote:
Do you cut chubby girls slack if they drink Diet Coke?
You have some good one liners. :) Remember us when you make it to the big time. By the way, any gigs this weekend? Videos maybe?
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
Thanks man, should have my second set uploaded over the weekend from 08/02 (youtube takes forever to upload, I need to find some time) I was going to perform last Tuesday, but had to bail since I wasn't going on until around 1am. I will go up this Tuesday, or sometime over the weekend possibly.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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NightJammer wrote:
Actually, reminds me of the webpages from the 80's and 90's.
Reminds me of a job candidate at a place I worked in 1996, claiming 10 years experience of web page design. Must've been you ;)
And sometimes when you're on, you're really f***ing on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f***ing cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"
ha ha, zing! nope certainly not me. only thing. only thing I did that year was take apart systems, and fixed things, database stuff. only internet thing I did was write information about the internet as a report for extra grades in 98. I don't blame the guy though David, I remember when c sharp first came out, recruiters were asking for 5-10 years for it.
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
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http://www.databaseanswers.org/[^] I know yesterday we flamed a design company's website for being unusable, but at least it was 'kinda perty'. This one is probably difficult for the colorblind / impaired.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Holy shit, that has to be the worst media site!
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Atleast it's useful for our QA Forum's 'do my homework' guys. you can point them over here...[^] :)
Rutvik Dave wrote:
you can point them over here...[^]
Frankly I did that many times & many of them(around 30), also on yesterday
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I stand corrected Wizard, :) I was waking up when posting. shoulda just been the 90's ish.
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
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http://www.databaseanswers.org/[^] I know yesterday we flamed a design company's website for being unusable, but at least it was 'kinda perty'. This one is probably difficult for the colorblind / impaired.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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Here's my nomination: Screenshot of Havenworks.com[^] Warning: 37 MB screenshot Unfortunately, the site, as captured above, no longer exists. From: Worst web sites of 2008[^]
Jon Sagara Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. -- George Carlin Blog | Twitter | Articles
We have a winner! ...or is it loser? :doh:
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http://www.leffingwell.com/[^] A great example of the "we've got to cram everything on the first page" school of webdesign.
I flunked out of that school... :suss:
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http://www.leffingwell.com/[^] A great example of the "we've got to cram everything on the first page" school of webdesign.
I feel like someone poked my brain with a toothpick.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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NightJammer wrote:
I stand corrected Wizard, :) I was making up when posting. shoulda just been the 90's ish.
Looks like you're still not quite there.
Wjousts wrote:
NightJammer wrote:
I stand corrected Wizard, :) I was making up when posting. shoulda just been the 90's ish.
Looks like you're still not quite there.
corrected :doh: ... I'm just going to be over "here" for the rest of the day..
///////////////// Groucho Marx Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
