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  • G GStrad

    http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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    Anthony Mushrow
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    I like this comment:

    Some Guy wrote:

    My practice has been to insult someone in a coding IRC channel, claiming my (knowingly poorly written) code was better than anything he can do, then sit back and wait while multiple chat-goers jump in the flame war. Pointing out flaws in mine and each others code. Usually, after 15 minutes of this, the chat log has enough good examples in it to finish writing my program.

    Now that's a clever idea ;P

    -SK Genius

    Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!

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    • G GStrad

      http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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      Yep, it works well


      I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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      • G GStrad

        http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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        S Houghtelin
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        "Hello, My name Peggy, you got problem?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZXZAlfykpo[^]

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        • G GStrad

          http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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          lewax00
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          I've done that tons of times in MMORPG's...its a good way to get started off with all the freebies you get :laugh:

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            Yep, it works well


            I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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            You know, that would have worked a lot better if your profile pop-up had been a My Little Pony... :laugh:

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • G GStrad

              http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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              Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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              Ennis, can you take care of this? : )

              Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                Ennis, can you take care of this? : )

                Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                vonb
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                My answer: Yes, after I'm done with my 10 other projects waiting there...

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  You know, that would have worked a lot better if your profile pop-up had been a My Little Pony... :laugh:

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                  I didn't expect the boys to get past the name ;P


                  I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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                    Yep, it works well


                    I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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                    And you get response from the same children that start accounts here with user id's like "f*ck you", "c*ntwad", and other ridiculously puerile attemtps at being anarchists.

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                    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                      Ennis, can you take care of this? : )

                      Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                      Xiangyang Liu
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                      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                      Ennis, can you take care of this?

                      Ennis, can you take care of this? I know you were denied pay raise in the last 5 years and you just lost 7 of your 10 fingers in a car accident and you are currently lying in hospital on life support, but please have it done by COB today. FTFY! :)

                      My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      • G GStrad

                        http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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                        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                        • G GStrad

                          http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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                          Wendelius
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                          Excellent :laugh:

                          The need to optimize rises from a bad design.My articles[^]

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                          • G GStrad

                            http://work.failblog.org/2011/08/11/job-fails-like-drawing-sharks-with-blood/[^] well it made me laugh!

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                            Snorri Kristjansson
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                            Ahhh... Now we know why CP has 8+ million members. Most ppl have another account as a girl ;P

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                              I like this comment:

                              Some Guy wrote:

                              My practice has been to insult someone in a coding IRC channel, claiming my (knowingly poorly written) code was better than anything he can do, then sit back and wait while multiple chat-goers jump in the flame war. Pointing out flaws in mine and each others code. Usually, after 15 minutes of this, the chat log has enough good examples in it to finish writing my program.

                              Now that's a clever idea ;P

                              -SK Genius

                              Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!

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                              SeattleC
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                              What year was it when trolling for flames became the principal sport of the internet-enabled?

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                                What year was it when trolling for flames became the principal sport of the internet-enabled?

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                                Anthony Mushrow
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                                I can't be certain but it was probably between 1992-1996.

                                -SK Genius

                                Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!

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                                • S Snorri Kristjansson

                                  Ahhh... Now we know why CP has 8+ million members. Most ppl have another account as a girl ;P

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                                  Lilith C
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                                  And some of us may have another account as a guy.

                                  I'm not a programmer but I play one at the office

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