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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Sarcastic responses to completely well-meaning signs[^]. Made me laugh.

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    Mike Hankey
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    Like the first one...Door Alarmed!

    I have a sig

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      Sarcastic responses to completely well-meaning signs[^]. Made me laugh.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      thatraja
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      :thumbsup: I'm still searching the Bill_The_Cat[^] at Post No Bills section.

      thatraja

      **My Tip/Tricks
      My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
      **All these are my opinions. Different people. different way of thinking. I am no one to judge others - Chandru

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Sarcastic responses to completely well-meaning signs[^]. Made me laugh.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        realJSOP
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        Did anyone notice the one that reads, "Push button. Receive bacon."?

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Did anyone notice the one that reads, "Push button. Receive bacon."?

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Steve Mayfield
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          I pushed that button a dozen times and I am still waiting for the bacon to come out of my monitor :sigh:

          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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          • T thatraja

            :thumbsup: I'm still searching the Bill_The_Cat[^] at Post No Bills section.

            thatraja

            **My Tip/Tricks
            My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
            **All these are my opinions. Different people. different way of thinking. I am no one to judge others - Chandru

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            Bill_The_Cat
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            Mrrrwp! :thumbsup:

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            • S Steve Mayfield

              I pushed that button a dozen times and I am still waiting for the bacon to come out of my monitor :sigh:

              Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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              Crazy fool! It gets stored in the DVD tray!

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Crazy fool! It gets stored in the DVD tray!

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                Steve Mayfield
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                Hey it worked! But I had to spin up the drive to remove all the excess grease. :laugh:

                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Sarcastic responses to completely well-meaning signs[^]. Made me laugh.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Rick York
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                  That site is uproarious ! I especially like the page of obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook. http://www.happyplace.com/3645/the-best-obnoxious-responses-to-misspellings-on-facebook[^] I laughed really hard at some of those. :laugh:

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                    Hey it worked! But I had to spin up the drive to remove all the excess grease. :laugh:

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I just received the email, by which time I had forgotten this discussion. I assumed it was a response to a Q&A answer, and was wracking my brains to remember the original question... :laugh:

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Sarcastic responses to completely well-meaning signs[^]. Made me laugh.

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      Lost User
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                      It isi nice to see such pithy sarcasm, restores my faith in human kind. :)

                      ============================== Nothing to say.

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