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CO2 causes Alien attacks!

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    S Houghtelin wrote:

    "I went all the way to Earth and all I got was this shirt. And a new laptop, and a 42 inch plasma, and ..."

    I'm assuming they were here last week.

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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    S Houghtelin
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    I had a hanger sale... and very reasonably priced I might say. :)

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    • H hairy_hats

      Eric_V wrote:

      This is so laughably funny I had to post it

      No, fat__________boy, you had to post it as you thought we wouldn't notice yet another AGW post.

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      Ian Shlasko
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      Was tempted to say that... But decided to be nice. +5 for not being nice :)

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      • L Lost User

        This is so laughably funny I had to post it: Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and affiliated scientists and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University [^] I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities? Not only that, dont you suppose the Iraq war, Guantanamo bay, and rioting in the UK might be of more concern to them? :)

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        Rob Grainger
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        Eric_V wrote:

        I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities?

        You could substitute the word "God" for aliens quite nicely here.

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          This is so laughably funny I had to post it: Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and affiliated scientists and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University [^] I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities? Not only that, dont you suppose the Iraq war, Guantanamo bay, and rioting in the UK might be of more concern to them? :)

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          Lost User
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          Atmospheric testing of Nuclear Weapons? No threat there, then.

          Truth, Justice ... or the American way? - Trad.

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            This is so laughably funny I had to post it: Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and affiliated scientists and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University [^] I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities? Not only that, dont you suppose the Iraq war, Guantanamo bay, and rioting in the UK might be of more concern to them? :)

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            peterchen
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            We should also proove the existence of oxygen before we start breating it.

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            • L Lost User

              This is so laughably funny I had to post it: Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and affiliated scientists and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University [^] I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities? Not only that, dont you suppose the Iraq war, Guantanamo bay, and rioting in the UK might be of more concern to them? :)

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              Lost User
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              There is a diagram from Al Gore for that.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Not really - the rise in CO2 emissions can (in theory) be spotted at a considerable range via spectography, rioting can't. If your telescope has a long enough base line then spotting rising levels could be done over lots of light years - we aren't that far off doing that ourselves, and that is with just the Kepler space telescope, without launching the Jame Webb (if it actually launches) in 2018.

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                Andrew Rissing
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                Well, there are two problems with that thought. 1) You couldn't probably couldn't tell CO2 caused by rapid industrialization from a highly volcanic planet (or anything of the sort). 2) By the time the rays reached them, it would be millions of years later, so its likely either we'd already be dead or a huge galactic empire ready to destroy them. :cool:

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                  Well, there are two problems with that thought. 1) You couldn't probably couldn't tell CO2 caused by rapid industrialization from a highly volcanic planet (or anything of the sort). 2) By the time the rays reached them, it would be millions of years later, so its likely either we'd already be dead or a huge galactic empire ready to destroy them. :cool:

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Well, the milky way is only 100,000 light years wide, so it wouldn't take millions of years! :laugh: The difference between CO2 from volcanism is debatable - volcanoes here emit water, CO2 and SO2 mostly (in that order), so any increase in CO2 not accompanied by the other two would be significant. However, this may not be the case on other planets, but it is likely that sulphur compounds would indicate natural processes rather than industrial. Probably worth sending a probe anyway!

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    This is so laughably funny I had to post it: Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and affiliated scientists and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University [^] I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities? Not only that, dont you suppose the Iraq war, Guantanamo bay, and rioting in the UK might be of more concern to them? :)

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                    I'm doing my part to reduce greenhouse gases by eating as many cows as I can.

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                    • L Lost User

                      This is so laughably funny I had to post it: Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and affiliated scientists and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University [^] I am thinking cart-horse here. Shouldnt they prove the existence of Aliens before worrying what they might think about our activities? Not only that, dont you suppose the Iraq war, Guantanamo bay, and rioting in the UK might be of more concern to them? :)

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                      lewax00
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                      Unless of course it's proof that we still rely on primitive energy sources and are therefore not a threat at all. Any species that could actually travel here is likely to be far beyond us in energy production.

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                      • H hairy_hats

                        Eric_V wrote:

                        This is so laughably funny I had to post it

                        No, fat__________boy, you had to post it as you thought we wouldn't notice yet another AGW post.

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                        Lost User
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                        Who is this fat_boy character? I keep hearing alot about him but haven't seen him online?

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Well, the milky way is only 100,000 light years wide, so it wouldn't take millions of years! :laugh: The difference between CO2 from volcanism is debatable - volcanoes here emit water, CO2 and SO2 mostly (in that order), so any increase in CO2 not accompanied by the other two would be significant. However, this may not be the case on other planets, but it is likely that sulphur compounds would indicate natural processes rather than industrial. Probably worth sending a probe anyway!

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                          Andrew Rissing
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Well, the milky way is only 100,000 light years wide, so it wouldn't take millions of years! :laugh:

                          Well, that's assuming top of the line 3x10^8 speed light. You might get some light that is a little more sluggish and have it take longer. ;)

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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            Well, the milky way is only 100,000 light years wide, so it wouldn't take millions of years! :laugh:

                            Well, that's assuming top of the line 3x10^8 speed light. You might get some light that is a little more sluggish and have it take longer. ;)

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            No turtles here! :laugh:

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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