Rude Americans
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Because the person that did it is an epileptic?
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Because the person that did it is an epileptic?
Nope apoplectic. ;)
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I can't play this game as my spilling is crop.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him. "Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier finally spoke, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?" The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, "oh! You Americans. You are so rude. Fluffy is in that seat, and I see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you." The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... leaned over ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper. "You Americans", he said, "You drive on the wrong side of the road ... you eat with the wrong fork ... and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window."
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Excellent.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I can't play this game as my spilling is crop.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
I can't play this game as my spilling is crop
That's not your fault. We need to reform the spelling rules for English. Here's a plan: In Year 1 that useless letter c would be dropped to be replased either by k or s, and likewise x would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which c would be retained would be the ch formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform w spelling, so that which and one would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish y replasing it with i and Iear 4 might fiks the g/j anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez c, y and x — bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez — tu riplais ch, sh, and th rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. ~ Nark Twain
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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I love it...I'm going to steal this one and send to my VM buddies.
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield
Just don't post it in the Lounge and expect to get 5's. :)
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Just don't post it in the Lounge and expect to get 5's. :)
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ChandraRam wrote:
Just don't post it in the Lounge and expect to get 5's.
Why not?
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I suspect Mike would know why :rolleyes:
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I suspect Mike would know why :rolleyes:
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ChandraRam wrote:
I suspect Mike would know why
But you don't???
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Oh - it's a long story :) If you have a lot of time on your hands, look up some of Mike's jokes in the Lounge (especially the comments in reply)
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Oh - it's a long story :) If you have a lot of time on your hands, look up some of Mike's jokes in the Lounge (especially the comments in reply)
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ChandraRam wrote:
Mike's jokes in the Lounge
Oh, he was joking??? ;) Thanks
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I know!! There's a lot you don't know about people :)
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I know!! There's a lot you don't know about people :)
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A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him. "Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier finally spoke, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?" The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, "oh! You Americans. You are so rude. Fluffy is in that seat, and I see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you." The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... leaned over ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper. "You Americans", he said, "You drive on the wrong side of the road ... you eat with the wrong fork ... and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window."
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Great one! My 5! :thumbsup:
