Verity asks an interesting question. [modified]

[David1987]

That isn't C ;P

[Nagy Vilmos]

A nice bit of classics:

If Not breathing Then
GoTo Hell
EndIf

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Brainf*ck. That should really screw with people's heads. Interesting that fuck does not get *-ed when used as part of a word.

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[Lost User]

I guess I will take a suitable ordinary text and convert it to a hex dump. Then, after I'm dead, my heirs must go to a certain website on the day I died and use its entire content as a key to encode my text (simple XOR). And the resulting encoded hex dump has to be put on the stone. Too bad I will never see how future archeologists try to make any sense of the inscription :)

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"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Lost User]

Too bad that we will only get Visual BASIC with our luck :)

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

Three things wrong with that statement. 0. Its not C (as has been pointed out) 1. Its not terminated properly which is ironic on a tombstone 2. Its ought to be "Goodbye, cruel world!"

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[Vark111]

;

[Henry Minute]

Ah, but in which language? I mean, that looks very much like a C++ ; to me.

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[Dalek Dave]

Sub Life()
Dim Breaths = 100,000,000
Dim Live As Bool.True
Do Until Live = False
Breaths = Breaths - 1
If Breaths <1 then Live = False
Loop
End Sub

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[Henry Minute]

Wow! Short life. Using 15 bpm, that is.

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[Dalek Dave]

I have assessed it on current hardware limitations.

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[Lost User]

You should add try and catch to handle a LifeThreadAbort exception, just in case you do not quite make it to 100000000 breaths.

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"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Henry Minute]

I hear ya!

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[Dalek Dave]

That exists only for Buddhists. They get the Redo From Start option.

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[Lost User]

Yeah, go on without any exception handling and look how far you get.

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"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Keith Barrow]

c++ must be the most poignant:

~Keith();

It even looks bleak somehow. Though this might be good (c#):

for (var what in death.sleep)
{
what = "dreams";
}

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[clientSurfer]

rm -rf killall -9

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[Mike Hankey]

    ldi       r2,1

eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids:
add r1,r2
cp r1,r0 ;Where r0 is undefined
brne eatSleepAndExpendBodilyFluids
break

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[Lost User]

On a gravestone they usually have the birthdate and the date of death, so you should have a constructor as well.

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Emoticon.

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