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  • S Slacker007

    I have decided to buy one of those mini recorders that the ancient ones use to remind them to take their meds and to flush the toilet. I'm going to use it here at the office to remind myself why I work here and why I put up with this horse crap.

    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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    Dalek Dave
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    I bought a book called "How to improve your memory", and put it in my bookshelf next to a book called "How to improve your memory".

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      I have a sign on my wall that starts out "WHY YOU STILL WORK HERE". The first reason (among about half a dozen) listed is "Ammunition is expensive". Note the irony - it's a bulleted list. Someone modified it soon after I posted it with a hand-written item - "Because ammo isn't *too* expensive". They fear me, and that's a good thing.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      LittleYellowBird
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      They fear me

      I fear you and I'm on the other side of the world! :rolleyes:

      Ali

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        I bought a book called "How to improve your memory", and put it in my bookshelf next to a book called "How to improve your memory".

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Rage
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        Ah ! Funny ! Reminds me of ... of ...

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        • S Slacker007

          CDP1802 wrote:

          And why do you do that?

          Let's put it this way. If I didn't have a wife and kids to support I would have ditched this shit hole a long time ago. I don't have the time "right now" to pursue other ventures. I literally have to remind myself not to tell someone to stick it where the sun doesn't shine and to just shut up and do my job. A person can only take so much.

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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          TheyCallMeMrJames
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          It's posts like this that truly make me believe in the concept of 'soul bros' :laugh: I feel your pain, man. If there is a discount on those devices count me in. Polish up the resume and just have it ready. Don't go looking, but if something comes up, be ready.

          My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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            I bought a book called "How to improve your memory", and put it in my bookshelf next to a book called "How to improve your memory".

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            LittleYellowBird
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            You know that book you lent me? 'World of Glue'? Well I just can't put it down! :rolleyes:

            Ali

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            • S Slacker007

              I have decided to buy one of those mini recorders that the ancient ones use to remind them to take their meds and to flush the toilet. I'm going to use it here at the office to remind myself why I work here and why I put up with this horse crap.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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              GenJerDan
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              They're also useful at home. "Listen, Honey. You do snore!"

              I thought you had to go to Pittsburgh for that. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                You know that book you lent me? 'World of Glue'? Well I just can't put it down! :rolleyes:

                Ali

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                Henry Minute
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                That book you recommended "A Flashers Life For Me" well I have to say it's a tough read but I'm going to stick it out till the end.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  You know that book you lent me? 'World of Glue'? Well I just can't put it down! :rolleyes:

                  Ali

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  That book you lent me, "How to slow down your reading speed", well, I never did finish it.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    That book you recommended "A Flashers Life For Me" well I have to say it's a tough read but I'm going to stick it out till the end.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I was given a great book, "Two Duvets", I read it cover to cover.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • L LittleYellowBird

                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      They fear me

                      I fear you and I'm on the other side of the world! :rolleyes:

                      Ali

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                      realJSOP
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                      You're not on the "bad" radar (yet) - you have nothing to fear.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        You're not on the "bad" radar (yet) - you have nothing to fear.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        LittleYellowBird
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                        I think that the important word in that message is yet! :laugh:

                        Ali

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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          I think that the important word in that message is yet! :laugh:

                          Ali

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                          realJSOP
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                          You're very attentive to the subtlties of my speech. I think I love you.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            You know that book you lent me? 'World of Glue'? Well I just can't put it down! :rolleyes:

                            Ali

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            That book you gave me Ali, "Biodiversity in Norfolk", is really short.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              You're very attentive to the subtlties of my speech. I think I love you.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              And the Subtleties of your language.

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                              • S Slacker007

                                I have decided to buy one of those mini recorders that the ancient ones use to remind them to take their meds and to flush the toilet. I'm going to use it here at the office to remind myself why I work here and why I put up with this horse crap.

                                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                                Mike Hankey
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                                Just click your hells together 3 times and repeat after me...

                                A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

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                                  That book you gave me Ali, "Biodiversity in Norfolk", is really short.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I passed that to her, but she dropped it, she was all fingers and thumbs.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Just click your hells together 3 times and repeat after me...

                                    A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    How many hells are there?

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                                    • S Slacker007

                                      I have decided to buy one of those mini recorders that the ancient ones use to remind them to take their meds and to flush the toilet. I'm going to use it here at the office to remind myself why I work here and why I put up with this horse crap.

                                      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      Slacker, I was in a job I hated for the last four years. Due to family circumstances it wasn't possible for me to move so I sat it out. Every now and then I'd get wound up and need to let of steam, but I managed to not fatally wound anyone. ;) As soon as circumstances allowed my CV was out there and I now have a decent job with a good company. Hang in there until you can justify to yourself and your family that the time is right. Until then remember :java: by day and :beer: by night.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        How many hells are there?

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        Seven! Sorry, I panicked.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          How many hells are there?

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          Mike Hankey
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                                          More than there are heavens. And why would anyone want to go to back to Kansas?

                                          A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

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