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  • L Lost User

    My Elf[^] does not send any messages at all. But I will not allow you to lay hands on it!

    "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
    "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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    Dalek Dave
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    Nice, and it looks like a miniature Orac sitting atop of it.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Nice, and it looks like a miniature Orac sitting atop of it.

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      Lost User
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      You mean this plexyglass cover for the bus and the expansion boards? And here is a screenshot[^] of the test program for the graphics chip. I remember typing it in and running it after soldering the computer together.

      "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
      "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Just had this come in... Why is this working: {=COUNT(IF(Nuneaton!$A$2:$A$2404=J2,IF(Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404>0,Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404)))} But this isn't: {=COUNT(IF('Query Import'!A1:A3004=A3,IF('Query Import'!B1:B3004="LSN",'Query Import'!B1:B3004)))} That's it, no reference, no message, no nothing! Off to beat Elf!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Corporal Agarn
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        No programming questions! :-D Do not beat Elf too hard as you may need them later.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Just had this come in... Why is this working: {=COUNT(IF(Nuneaton!$A$2:$A$2404=J2,IF(Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404>0,Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404)))} But this isn't: {=COUNT(IF('Query Import'!A1:A3004=A3,IF('Query Import'!B1:B3004="LSN",'Query Import'!B1:B3004)))} That's it, no reference, no message, no nothing! Off to beat Elf!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          hairy_hats
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          Looks a quite reasonable question to me. I thought you were the god of Excel? ;)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Just had this come in... Why is this working: {=COUNT(IF(Nuneaton!$A$2:$A$2404=J2,IF(Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404>0,Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404)))} But this isn't: {=COUNT(IF('Query Import'!A1:A3004=A3,IF('Query Import'!B1:B3004="LSN",'Query Import'!B1:B3004)))} That's it, no reference, no message, no nothing! Off to beat Elf!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Off to beat Elf!

            Surely you mean bishop?


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • H hairy_hats

              Looks a quite reasonable question to me. I thought you were the god of Excel? ;)

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              Dalek Dave
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              It is the manner of the question. No context or anything. I sussed it straight away.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Off to beat Elf!

                Surely you mean bishop?


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Dalek Dave
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                I'll check.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Just had this come in... Why is this working: {=COUNT(IF(Nuneaton!$A$2:$A$2404=J2,IF(Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404>0,Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404)))} But this isn't: {=COUNT(IF('Query Import'!A1:A3004=A3,IF('Query Import'!B1:B3004="LSN",'Query Import'!B1:B3004)))} That's it, no reference, no message, no nothing! Off to beat Elf!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  its obvious, the second one doesnt know were it is. so any results are floating about looking for directions you need to tell them they are in Nuneaton or some poor bugger in Leamington Spa will sudenly get a load of excel apearing on sceen

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    He listened - then he beat the elf.

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    Media2r
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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    then he beat the elf

                    If that's an euphemism, I'm not sure that post was KSS... o.O //L

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Just had this come in... Why is this working: {=COUNT(IF(Nuneaton!$A$2:$A$2404=J2,IF(Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404>0,Nuneaton!$F$2:$F$2404)))} But this isn't: {=COUNT(IF('Query Import'!A1:A3004=A3,IF('Query Import'!B1:B3004="LSN",'Query Import'!B1:B3004)))} That's it, no reference, no message, no nothing! Off to beat Elf!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Jim Crafton
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                      No programming questions in the Lounge Dave. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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