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  • V Vijay Rajanna

    I owe a great respect for this guy.

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    Why are you replying to yourself?

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    • W wizardzz

      Personally, I could care less about birds.

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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      Single Step Debugger
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      So said Sylvester.

      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      • S Slacker007

        The word tweet is funny to me. I think tweeters are funny too. Wait a minute, I think tweeters are part of a stereo speaker system...silly me.

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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        Smithers Jones
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        Slacker007 wrote:

        I think tweeters are funny too.

        Me too. Just not haha-funny, but more like in "what's that funny smell?"... On a totally unrelated subject: Pull my finger! :cool:

        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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          So said Sylvester.

          There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat...

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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          • V Vijay Rajanna

            Just read a funny tweet. " Now that I have killed RIM and Web OS, I can die peacefully" - Steve Jobs..

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            But wait! He didn't quite get rid of Flash before going away, though. Man, I hope Flash will get supported soon, or Adobe is going to have to go bankrupt. Adobe Acrobat Pro is so overpriced. They charge $499 a copy at the office supply store for Adobe Acrobat X Standard. Unbelieveable. It's a sign that Adobe is going down the tubes and is going to disappear soon. Brian

            Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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            • V Vijay Rajanna

              Just read a funny tweet. " Now that I have killed RIM and Web OS, I can die peacefully" - Steve Jobs..

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              S Houghtelin
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              A funny tweet is the noise gramma makes when she cuts a stinky in church. :omg:

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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              • S S Houghtelin

                A funny tweet is the noise gramma makes when she cuts a stinky in church. :omg:

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                S Houghtelin wrote:

                A funny tweet is the noise gramma makes when she cuts a stinky in church.

                Gramma and the one-cheek sneak.

                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                • S Slacker007

                  S Houghtelin wrote:

                  A funny tweet is the noise gramma makes when she cuts a stinky in church.

                  Gramma and the one-cheek sneak.

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  That's one video I hope to never watch.

                  Martin Fowler wrote:

                  Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Personally, I could care less about birds.

                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                    Gregory Gadow
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                    wizardzz wrote:

                    Personally, I could care less about birds.

                    If you could care less, why don't you? :rolleyes: That said, I have to admit that there are few things better than some great tits[^] (yes, this is safe for work.)

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                      wizardzz wrote:

                      Personally, I could care less about birds.

                      If you could care less, why don't you? :rolleyes: That said, I have to admit that there are few things better than some great tits[^] (yes, this is safe for work.)

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                      wizardzz
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                      The problem there is, over time, they become not so great.

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                      • S Slacker007

                        S Houghtelin wrote:

                        A funny tweet is the noise gramma makes when she cuts a stinky in church.

                        Gramma and the one-cheek sneak.

                        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                        Judah Gabriel Himango
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                        Bad, bad, bad imagery you just created.

                        Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon
                        Judah Himango

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                        • S Slacker007

                          The word tweet is funny to me. I think tweeters are funny too. Wait a minute, I think tweeters are part of a stereo speaker system...silly me.

                          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                          Slacker007 wrote:

                          I think tweeters are funny too.

                          I thought that one who uses Twitter is a Twit. No?

                          I thought you had to go to Pittsburgh for that. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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