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    virang_21
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    Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

    Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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      Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

      Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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      Alan Burkhart
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      :thumbsup:

      XAlan Burkhart

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        Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

        Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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        Roger Wright
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        Was that my boss you were talking to? He left early today, mumbling something about visiting a pet store...

        Will Rogers never met me.

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          Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

          Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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          Lost User
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          Strange. The garbage I have to work on costantly tells me to have a cup of Java and that some Tomcat is acting up....

          "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
          "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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            Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

            Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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            "Hello IT, did you try turning it off and on again?" :-D

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              Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

              Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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              Tech Code Freak
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              I was told to get Toad and Hibernate. Now I'm gonna buy a Toad in the monsoon and force it to Hibernate whole winter! :)

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                Me: “this is tech support, how may I help you? ”Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one. Me: “Excuse me?” Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.” Me: “Read the message to me please. ”Caller: “Error: Python required to run script." :)

                Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                http://notalwaysright.com/feeder-mice-not-included/13033[^]

                SG Aham Brahmasmi!

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